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@MysterySolvent The Magic Christian?

Where did Kyrsten Sinema get her outfit?

@patriottakes Or in her panties? Which?

Kari Lake claims Arizona State University has been infiltrated by CCP spies.

@WingnutCraytown But not in their bedrooms...

Is the Rolling Stones' album Some Girls now illegal in MAGA states?

@joncoopertweets And why can't it be both?

Is Donald Trump Jr. on drugs or is he just a major asshole?

@nathaliejacoby1 No they all died. No wait, they all lived. No, they all died/lived again. Voting somewhere in the US (probably Florida).

@ACTBrigitte Why should you care? Such a sweeping statement has to come from a person that votes MAGA. Nobody else would have the hubris. More honest than being an evangelical prosperity preacher I guess. Just not as much money...

Why does the left hate masculine men so much?

@dancingonapin Actually I don't believe libertarians practice politics. Kinda like a flat earther referring to anything and using the word "global"... I'd cut her loose - plenty of cute cat pictures around.

@MysterySolvent brilliant! nips DOJ weaponization in the bud. And will make the MAGA investigation look even sillier (if that's possible).

Merrick Garland appointed a special counsel to Biden’s documents case. Thoughts?

@true_sea You're right. Gas stoves are a very low technology and they are republicans so it was right in front of us the whole time. Who knew? We will hear about horse and buggies in the next 2 years...

@tracybethblue Not being a republican I have a hard time starting to believe in conspiracy theories. And newly turning 70 I know how my memory works - now.

@MysterySolvent Daddy please love me.

What is Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ new fragrance called?

@Peatches66 @djgirl40 So she plays with her food?

@MysterySolvent Say no to pancakes.

What is the name of this catalog?

@LolaFaglana @CJF_NC 1 or 2?

@BY1959 bland no spice added food. Trust me - they are used to it...

What does one serve a Nazi and an Anti Semite for Thanksgiving Dinner?

@BuzzPatterson @elonmusk @Twitter @JoeBiden Don't forget gullible in your Twitter bio. Very gullible. Or making money off the gullible is your profession. One or the other...

When @elonmusk and @twitter release the details of the @joebiden campaign collaborating with big tech to tilt an election, suppressing Hunter and their deals, it’s going to be worse than Watergate. Way worse. Elon’s on it.

@patriottakes So now he's a clothes horse/designer?

Yikes…

@RealJamesWoods Nah. Just the same old dicks on Twitter. Why? You don't keep track of politics anymore?

@ColetteMandin You can't explain stupid. Sorry.

@JackPosobiec what a dick. you got a thing for little girls Jack? Don't hide it - be it...

Omg