Gillian Cloke 💙

@tokkianami A standing O, how fitting... And at 100,dude could stand all the way through it! He's not just a national treasure, he's a wonder.

My favourite moment from last night was when the audience at the Royal Albert Hall, including Prince William, sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to Sir David Attenborough 🎶🥹💚

@jk_rowling Prancing away, sashaying away, pogo-ing - all acceptable...

Sprinting away would also be acceptable.

@StephMancin @Number10cat 😂😂😂

@Number10cat Trump also thought the doctored photo of him as Jesus meant that he was really depicted as a doctor not Jesus 😂

Donald Trump is the only person in the world who doesn't realise that the expression "Is the Pope Catholic?" is a joke

🚨NEW: Singer Neil Young is boycotting Amazon Music due to Jeff Bezos's support for Trump and has gifted his entire catalog to the nation of Greenland! RETWEET to thank @NeilYoung for standing up for our democracy!

There are no words. ICE agents ate lunch at a small local Mexican restaurant in Minnesota, enjoyed their meal, then came back later that night as the restaurant was closing down and arrested the people who had served them.

@RadioTimes Tess Daly... Hah, give Claud conniptions! "You *murdered* my bestie?? I know I told you to murder but GUYS..!"

Who would you like to see on a potential second season of Celebrity Traitors?

Hwy @ClydeProperty — seen this..?! 😆😆😆😆

@Matt528chap Maybe she wanted light duties again..? Let's face it, he's not going to be there long.

Not Amy getting Thomas! She really is cursed at this point after having to sit out 2023 due to cancer, pulling out halfway through last year due to an injury and now this! #Strictly

@scddevereaux YESSSSSSS....!! GO KAREN!!!!!

KAREN HAUER ACTUALLY HAS A CHANCE #strictly

@KDCunliffe Hers had Vito's energy matches perfectly...! 👍❤️

Dear Ellie. THAT is the joy we want to see on our screens ❤️ Lovely to see. #bbcstrictly #strictly #StrictlyComeDancing #elliegoldstein

Our new rector is moving up here soon — but not yet — now hindered by Sky cutting off her Broadband early & refusing to fix it!! What the hell @SkyUK, @SkyHelpTeam?? (I've told her, switch to Virgin, like lots folk up here)

Hey, @TheScotsman — this you..?? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 (and the mistake is....?)

@CrossCountryUK your 10.39 Oxford to B'ham was rammed. Double-bookings on seats (why??), people standing in the aisles, HOPELESSLY INADEQUATE luggage space! Now on the 12.03 to Birmingham — not full but still pathetic small luggage space!! Your trains are not fit for purpose.

@PeteBeno @FirstSquawk Ohhhh....! 😆😆😆😆 G'dnk'tsh. You win.

@FirstSquawk Need a baccalaureate to back a lorry out.

WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S.

I want to wish all my friends around the world who are celebrating Easter a glorious weekend. For Christians, Easter is a time to reflect on the gift of Christ and his teachings to our world. For example, when asked which was the most important of the commandments, Jesus pointed to two: 1. Love God 2. Love thy neighbour as thyself. Anyone who publicly expresses their love for God while failing to demonstrate their love for their neighbours is choosing to ignore what Christ taught them. Anyone who demonstrates daily contempt for their neighbours will have to justify that to God when the time comes. I wouldn't want to be in their shoes when it does.

WOW. Democrats just flipped a Trump+15 state Senate seat in Pennsylvania that Republicans had held for 46 years. A sign of what's to come in 2026?

A group in England calling themselves Everyone Hates Elon (Hmm, I need to sign up) has put up a poster in London urging people not to buy his crappy cars. The only problem is there needs to be a lot more posters. #EveryoneHatesElon #ZeroToNineteenThirtyNine #DontBuyASwasticar

“I’m going to say this at the risk of my job. What President Trump is doing is insane. It is absolutely insane.” CNBC’s Steve Liesman goes off on Trump’s reckless trade wars.

@ChrisDJackson What, you don't think the President *should* live in the Whitehouse? OH wait — sorry, I forgot Musk (technically) isn't the President...

🚨 BREAKING: This is beyond outrageous. Elon Musk, his cranky mother Maye, and one of his young kids were chauffeured in Air Force One and Marine One—straight to the White House, where they’re apparently staying. WTF is going on? It goes without saying, this is not normal. 🙄

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