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@sonotbonjovi @BeaneaterB @daltine_cracker I don’t get knocking him for selecting his son, it was an 8th round pick and around where he was projected to go

@BeaneaterB @daltine_cracker Come on. You're acting like he drafted his own son and gave BJ Upton the worst contract in franchise history.

Bobby Cox not liking Frank Wren and almost quitting in 2008(he actually said he did quit but Schuerholz talked him out of it) is really interesting to me. I never knew that

@ChristKing72013 @isaiahthomas ICE agents *can* go home. no one forced them to be fed boy pieces of shit, they are more than capable of quitting that job.

6 guys beating the shit outta ONE person then KILLING him!! Fuck the ICE agents. 6 against one and yall still shoot and kill somebody. Yall had him out numbered and decided to KILL him like it was a video game and he can just he his life back smh

@TristansTrash @KasperStats bro pays for premium twitter so that he can fit even more straw man nonsense into a single tweet. “stat morons” understand the nuance and that selling out for power can negatively effect a player’s performance. that’s not the argument here though. it’s literally just HR vs 1B lol

Doesn’t change the definition of it dumbass. Stat morons only care about probability and never about how to apply it functionally. The entirety of baseball twitter feels some sort of childish tick that makes it 100% necessary to dunk on anyone that possibly suggests that hitting the ball and not always selling out for home runs could be beneficial. I say NPCs because it’s a bunch of mindless people coming to the elementary school conclusion that home runs are better than singles (which you can understand at like 5 years old) and failing to remember that a high average hitter is more likely to be consistent than a power hitter and that power hitters decline when facing better pitchers especially in the postseason It’s why everyone is always like “the Yankees were witerally the best offense in baseball in 2025” without understanding that it was mainly due to their all or nothing power hitters crushing shit pitching against the Nationals and White Sox while shitting the bed against the good teams. You can not tell me that a team’s overreliance on power would not resemble Goodhart’s Law (same could be said for an all-contact team like the 2024 Guardians, but talking heads and stat guys love to soyface over power numbers)

Luis Arraez: .292 AVG, 21 K, but a .713 OPS, 66 runs, 61 RBI Eugenio Suarez: .228 AVG, 196 K, but an .824 OPS, 91 runs, 118 RBI Trading average in favor of power can get you some pretty big returns! (And you can strike out almost 200 times and still be a productive hitter!)

@TristansTrash @KasperStats calling everyone NPCs and then sharing an AI summary of goodhart’s law in response to an argument of home runs vs singles is very very funny

@KasperStats It would be nice if all the NPCs replying to this post who think “home runs are actually more better🤓” is some sort of profound statement could understand the concept of Goodhart’s Law:

@gbns69 @LathburyJason do more people die in car wrecks or these super spooky totally existent train stabbings

@LathburyJason Not trying to get stabbed thanks

Next time take the train. Much faster! Remember, you're PART of traffic. You are part of the traffic jam. Your car, and you driving there, is part of the problem. Seek alternatives.

folks do we think this guy sticks his head in the toilet bowl after he shits and just huffs for a solid 8 minutes

@Jojothebboy @BANPUFA @ax_of_ganto @JoshRainerGold I’m not a bleeding heart about processed foods or anything but they’re also pretty much designed to not curb hunger. On top of the overall nutritional profile, fruit will simply make you more full than the equivalent amount of calories in a little debbie.

@BANPUFA @ax_of_ganto @JoshRainerGold The issue is that foods with refined sugars are usually calorie dense and low in micronutrients. You could eat one cookie vs a pound of watermelon and get the same calories, probably more sugar from the watermelon, but more micronutrients and fiber from the watermelon as well

>no sugar >unlimited fruit

@wonderdummy @davelowitzki @shegone03 yeah I just hate when the dude is like “did YOU play in the big leagues 😏” when there are better players that disagree with him. he’s a moron that’s failed at pretty much everything he’s done post-baseball and is upset “nerds” are succeeding in a field he could never break into

@goopieguy @davelowitzki @shegone03 I would actually give him a little more credit than that. He is a whiny-ass twat these days, but at least he had a respectable on-base percentage. A well-below average MLB player, but we'd all be more than happy to be the Scalabrini of baseball.

WAR is a stupid stat! #shegone

@wonderdummy @davelowitzki @shegone03 Hey man Jeff Frye was a mediocre bench bat 30 years ago, that’s pretty much the highest authority anyone can have in baseball

@davelowitzki @shegone03 Frye thinks about as hard as he could hit the ball.

@dawgsfan2 @Braves I don’t disagree that kranitz is fantastic and we would have been perfectly fine with him. I view it as a fairly lateral move though and I guess the FO wants younger and more analytical coaches to pair with Weiss.

Atlanta Braves Announce Additions to 2026 Major League Coaching Staff:

@FalloutVault76 @Braves big dog they literally paid both of these coaches more than the Mets were willing to. y’all just wanna bitch about something I swear

@FalloutVault76 @Braves Jesus man you are a moron

@FalloutVault76 @Braves The past 5 World Series winners by team ERA Dodgers - 3.95 Dodgers - 3.92 Rangers - 4.28 Astros - 2.90 Braves - 3.89 The Astros are the only team here that wasn’t high-3s or low-4s. Hell, the Rangers were a whole quarter run worse than the Mets and won. Braindead take buddy.

@WaldrepIsKing1 @Braves you guys are morons

@Braves the Mets? Are u fucking serious

@jsmrtr @Braves hey man I hate the Mets too but these guys are good hires

@Braves Kranitz better be retiring. We’re hiring Mets coaches?

@Memo_B_Random @shegone03

@goopieguy @shegone03 I am a nerd. A cool nerd who was not shoved into lockers. 😎

😂😂😂

@Memo_B_Random @shegone03 “Gamer studying the secrets of the universe”

@shegone03 The only people who don’t miss shoving nerds into lockers are the nerds who got shoved into lockers. 😉