Austin Gorvett

Gotta love it #blers

just as I’m starting to become super loyal to @united, Explorer card and all, they lose my daughter’s checked bag (her @doonausa trike) … and then refuse to reimburse because “strollers aren’t covered”

@theandrewluther @WrigleyWinds annnnnnd installed ✅

The scoreboard clock has been keeping time at Wrigley since 1941. Now it can keep time on your home screen too. The Clock - a new free widget in the Wrigley Winds iPhone app!

@OpenAI why can’t I rename chats that are within projects on MacOS? 😔

@CaptainCons a @preegs5700 classic

Scream “BALL!” at the TV when they see a fumble

Just a phenomenal win for Justin Thomas. 👏🏻 winners gonna win! I’d hate to see a certain someone from St. Louis seeing this 😬

Just checked @flightaware to see where the PJ flying above was going…my jealousy knows no bounds 😔

@Cardsnationjnky best fans in baseball! (choosing not to tag @preegs5700 and @jneill11 bc I don’t want them to have to see this)

lol 3rd inning of the 2nd game of the year on a Saturday??

@TArkins You absolutely hate to see it. Looks like Jean Dolores will be renewing her rent-free lease in @jneill11’s dome!

Dub on 314 day nonetheless. #blessed

@TArkins @jneill11 @preegs5700 there he is!!! LUC’s biggest fan and a Sister Jean stan, @jneill11 👏🏻

The Lou!!!! @jneill11 @preegs5700

@greg16676935420 not to be that guy, but I was reading @MorningBrew this morning and nearly spit out my coffee...

@theandrewluther still missing the slide btw

@Smallzz3214 @DailyRandomCub @theandrewluther FYI

@DailyRandomCub Did you know that him and Mike Fontenot went to LSU together?

Ryan Theriot (2005-2010)

Me liking every tweet about Flus finally being fired

@theandrewluther @DailyRandomCub It’s only fitting that Ryan Theriot is tomorrow’s daily random Cub 🐅

Mike Fontenot (2005, 2007-2010)

The Cubs (71-66) are 40 1/2 games ahead of the White Sox (31-107) — the largest disparity between the two teams in the 124-year history of their crosstown rivalry. Yikes!

The White Sox are 31-100. It's MLB's worst record through 131 games in 108 years. Congratulations to all involved.

the moon has fully orbited the earth since the last time the white sox won a baseball game

TOSS THE FAKE ID 🍻 The White Sox extend their franchise-record losing streak to 21 games

This view of Wrigleyville. Absolute cinema.