mike the chinese, MBA

Last night we exchanged GIFs and relished in each others’ laughter. The wine flowed unsparingly; the hors-d'oevres were bountiful; the discourse never dulled. The last threads of NYFW seemed to weave themselves into the very fabric of the evening. Oh Greenpoint, HERE’S TO YOU!🍻

Genuinely the best park in NYC

While they were up forging the blade I was studying the stars

VERTIGO

@jcpennyII Far left

@gpafreak Which one are you bro?

POV: You just moved to Williamsburg

these ai videos are getting crazy

When the adult beverage is hitting just right so you genuinely go verbal

Citrini research son or New York mag daughter

Its internet. Its mobile. Its streaming. It’s the F train 18 fucking minutes away.

How the “mixed race” homie moves after 23andMe final exam:

@baylorbebebee Kratom

Need ozempic but like for my brain . I need to shrink my thoughts

Grok, put her in Ann Demeulemeester Fall/Winter ‘98

@BIMBOMETA So incredibly specific

@gpafreak The 3 musketeers if they were all bisexual and had that ozempic stare

Giving Thanks ❤️‍🩹

The most performative guys you know are “lining up their reservations” and “weighing their options” for NYC restaurant week

Maybe I traded some neurotoxicity for leanness to ascend really quickly, so what?

Lasted 4 weeks

@baylorbebebee Touché

All of a sudden I’’m sober

Are men in their mid-twenties the new designer drug?