Greedy guy Business
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Greedy guy Business
@greedy_guyb
''Everyone i know has magic powers!'' //lyr ||/Not associated with piemations!/#parodytwt #FallenGreed🪠💰 (mw wscm and stewart)

toys r us giraffe evolution


" Anything, I guess? "

" I-I dunno... All I know is I'm hungry and I want food. "

" ...About that, uhm. Did I tell you I'm kind of... hiding from some... weird corporation that basically wants to turn me into an experimental guinea pig and that's one of the BIG reasons I've stopped hunting...? "

" I'm hungry. "




* purrrr * " D'oh, fuck off... I didn't wanna eat it now... "

" ...Fine. I'll just take it out now. " [ The dirt covering the hole shifted before slowly, bit by bit, being shoved to the side. Stew's head peeked out of the hole. ]

" ...If by 'worse,' you mean that expired can of beans I devoured last week, then no, I have not. "

" But I need to keep it fresh! It tastes weird when it's rotten... "

" But I'm saving it for lunch... "

" ...Gulp. "

" ...A-At least he'll know what the good stuff tastes like...? "





