Hatwey

i never realize how much literal dick sucking it takes to get reconized on the internet.

@riotgames its funny watchung riot pr try to justify the potential harm of this practice. not supporting cheaters but theres already reports of this harming other titles and hardwares. maybe they are all lies but im starting to think they are true given the active defense here.

Does Vanguard physically damage hardware? No. Does this impact hardware or software in any ways unrelated to Riot’s games? No. The IOMMU security protection does not impact hardware, and would only impact the ability of players using DMA cheat devices to play our games. Are normal players affected? Players not using DMA cheat hardware are unaffected. Why target DMA cheats? DMA-based cheats are among the most sophisticated forms of cheating because they attempt to bypass traditional software detection by accessing memory directly through external hardware. I’m affected by this. How do I fix it? To continue cheating in other titles with this device, you may simply disable IOMMU in BIOS in the same place that you enabled it. Of course, you still won’t be able to play our games with these cheat devices enabled. Why did Riot joke about “bricking” PCs? We didn’t. The “paperweight” comment was about VALORANT cheat devices that no longer work in VALORANT. No hardware is being damaged and no other functionalities are impacted.

Well, that escalated quickly. There’s been a wave of claims by cheaters about Vanguard “bricking” their PCs, so let’s clear that up: Vanguard does not damage hardware or disable your devices. The photo we posted is a picture of cheat hardware devices that are sold explicitly for cheating in VALORANT (not normal PCs or PC components). Through our latest updates, Vanguard now makes those devices worthless for VAL, but does not in any way brick PCs or PC components or PC software. Our latest update enforces standard platform security features, like the Input-Output Memory Management Unit (IOMMU), on accounts identified as using Direct Memory Access (DMA) cheating devices. These protections are already part of modern systems and when enabled, they block DMA cheat devices (such as those shown in the photo) from accessing memory in downstream applications, like our games. If a cheat setup continues attempting to cheat after those protections are enabled, the system may generate hardware faults or instability. This is expected behavior under IOMMU when attempts are made to read protected memory. Disabling IOMMU allows the cheat device to function again, but IOMMU will still be required to play our games. This means the cheat device won’t work with our games, but your PC isn’t “bricked.” We would not, and cannot, impact your PC’s functionality in any other fashion. This functionality only applies to systems attempting to use DMA cheat devices, and players who are not using DMA-based cheat setups are not affected. We’ll keep investing in anti-cheat to protect competitive integrity, and we’ll keep being as transparent as possible about how those systems work.

wait, its actually not thay crazy of an idea. upon some research ive found out this is actually already a massive trend, just expensive to start.

how hard could it actually be to make your own payment processing company

@twinktopping @SolanaMummy dont say that its gunna make me cum

@hatwey @SolanaMummy faggot

@riotgames i love that game companies have proven they have the ability to theoretically brick, if temporary, computer components automatically and people are cheering because they allegedly only brick this one cheater hardware and surely would never be used in a negative way.

@messedupfoods buying this so my friends think im smoking crack

@Skores9q you may not like this but this is what peak performance looks like

What a crocodile looks like, underwater

@riotgames this will have consequences that will destroy entire countries, bookmark this.

congrats to the owners of a brand new $6k paperweight

crazy that im torn between crashing out or locking in 24/7 with absolutely no in between

@FutaCockDocker theres too much to process in this tweet

Jerked off to this on company time but my supervisor cant get mad cause it says sfw

@alpaysh elon meets someone genuinely more insane than him

Never ever leaving this app

some of yall will actually sunburn one time and decide to never go outside for years just to do it all over again and blame the sun for your overly delicate skin

@Treetrik in?

I wish I had trans friends irl. I want them to dress me up, put make up ln me, exchange hugs and play video games together and just be happy chilling with each other.

Una preguntita, como socializan aquí, soy nueva.

@imfat nope, its over unc, time to hit up the retirement home.

Can a 29-year-old start all over again?

what is bezos's plot in this, man laughs like a super villian and makes employees piss in jugs but now hes saying middle lower class shouldn't pay taxes? curious.

we need to agree this is a generational image

@plex bad corpo take detected, rollback initiated, loyal customers already lost.

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@Tradermayne its funny because ive been eating ham and cheese sandwiches for 2 years now after i fell on financial hardship and ive seen my daily cost go from less than a dollar to like over 3 bucks a day for 3 sandwiches but people keep telling me im greedy for spending more.

So the solution is to eat PB&J sandwiches, apples and bags of chips for lunch every day for a week? Are you fucking 5?