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@ughashlee When is it?

Adam and I accidentally bought eight Hayley Williams tickets for WPB if anyone would like one 👀👀👀

@ughashlee 8???

@ughashlee She’s a MOTHER (again)

A pregnancy announcement post on Mother’s Day?! Groundbreaking.

@ughashlee Chris: “but I had a coupon”

GreatClips should change their slogan to, “You went to GreatClips, what did you expect?”

@ughashlee Our planet is doomed because people are so lazy they’re just using ai for things instead of actually doing them. I hope people enjoy dehydration because that’s where all our water will go

It is deeply concerning to me when a restaurant uses ai photos of menu items instead of, y’know, actual pictures of their food that they actually make

Wtf @Xbox

I’m having pains in my side and some super fun nausea and I’ve convinced myself it’s my gallbladder but I don’t have time for that so I’m just gonna go to bed and ignore it

I had a dream that 15/16 yo me had the spine of 35 yo me and was able to confront my dad about his alcoholism and when his response was that he didn’t have a problem and I didn’t know what I was talking about, I was able to list exact examples of him being an alcoholic.

You asked, we listened. To celebrate Skillet Queso’s return on December 9th, we’re giving away 450 of these hats to people that repost this and use “#CHILISSKILLETQUESO" chil.is/SkilletQuesoHat

@ughashlee Praying for you

Bonus/salary review day is here so I am once again asking for your thoughts and prayers

@ughashlee Yeah because how did my table runner go missing? From my dining table? On Thanksgiving???

Is there a name for the phenomenon in which you know where every single thing is in your house until the moment you need to wear/use it?

@UniversalORL Yes I do please and thanks!

Hey. Hey you. Wanna go to Universal?

@colostomussy @nicolebailey @electionsjoe Your tweet makes no sense she’s in the house not the senate

Congradulations to Senator Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. And my condolences to the 24 million Americans who's healthcare costs will double.

@electionsjoe She’s in the house not the senate

@Maddynf The amount of hate you’re getting for this tweet is insane. Proud of you for setting a great example for the people who follow you!

It’s so interesting to me how so many men that actively cause harm to the women’s esports scene and are openly misogynistic on a regular basis suddenly care about “advocating for women” when there is a trans woman that is successful- seems to me more like an opportunity to display their transphobia. I think open and respectful dialogue is important, but hate speech is never OK. There’s a good chance that trans women may actually experience even more adversity in gaming than cis women do. For this reason, I think it’s so important that we don’t shut down healthy and respectful conversations surrounding this topic but what I have heard and observed on social media today is simply hateful and disgusting.

@thehopeofit4ll I’m obsessed

the life of a showgirl stans where are you im seeing too much hate on this album

@AOTY2024 I’m obsessed

Swifties who liked The Life Of A Showgirl raise your hands

I sincerely am so obsessed with #thelifeofashowgirl I waited all day til I went to the movies to listen to each song and it was bop after bop. If yall could have seen my face when I realized what some of the explicit lyrics are!!!

raise your hand if you loved showgirl on your first listen bc you aren’t a whiny tasteless loser💋

I had a friend send me a tik tok that talks about the theory that ##tloas might have reputation vault tracks on it and now here I am thinking about how she wore the new rep bodysuit at the dolphins stadium whose colors are what? Teal & orange @taylorswift13 @taylornation13