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need a hoe to put they toes on my dashboard

@mayahiga happy birfday

@_Ambish @impossiblyeve ya bro do NOT use the mcdouble it’s too warm & grippy 😵‍💫

@impossiblyeve Best sandwich to hide the evidence

seems like nobody fucks burgers like they used to

@BrandonMcGaw97 @GamersLivePlus What a chud making up stories on the internet

@GamersLivePlus Bioshock is crap. I met this guy a few years back in a bar and told him bioshock is a shit version of dishonoured and his wife had to calm him down

Ken Levine, le créateur de BioShock, vient de dire tout haut ce que beaucoup pensent tout bas. « Regardez la Switch 2 et les nouvelles machines qui arrivent. Ce ne sont pas des bonds technologiques énormes… et ce n’était pas le but. On commence enfin à admettre qu’on a atteint un point de saturation sur les graphismes. » Il explique que le photoréalisme coûte très cher, vieillit mal, et que BioShock reste encore magnifique aujourd’hui justement parce qu’il misait sur un style artistique fort plutôt que sur le réalisme à tout prix. Le message est limpide : on n’a plus besoin de toujours chercher plus de puissance brute. Un bon directeur artistique et une direction visuelle assumée valent souvent mieux que des millions de polygones en plus. Enfin un grand nom de l’industrie qui ose le dire ! Et vous, vous préférez quoi ? Des graphismes ultra-réalistes qui poussent les consoles dans leurs retranchements… ou des univers stylisés qui restent beaux pendant des années ? #BioShock #Switch2 #JeuVidéo #KenLevine

@pokimanelol sorry you have a tummy ache queen hope it feels better

it’s my birthday 🍰♥️

@HaeSicks how are some niggas gay bro

In my farming era

@warrie2021 @AdnaanJnr Marie doesn’t have to use her hands she just does for aura

@AdnaanJnr That's a very low probability, and she has to touch him which is very dangerous The 3 people up there just have to move their fingers

So we we've had 3 people capable of making homelander explode, yet all of them have been useless?

Duuuudes… Regular Show The Lost Tapes premieres this Monday at 4pm on Cartoon Network. Hmm hmm!!!

@rovinkp @NYCMayor @NYCHousing @CMChiOsse He literally just taxed empty buildings that will force them to sell them or occupy them lol

@NYCMayor @NYCHousing @CMChiOsse Remember when I said I would get my neighborhood to vote for you for another term well they are gonna be voting against you because you’re not focusing on the high rents and the housing situation you’re focusing on homeowners you just lost your supporters bruh one term you’re out

For far too long, City government has stood idly by while New York homeowners fall victim to criminal deed theft schemes.   Those days are over. We're creating the City's first Office of Deed Theft Prevention. If you think you or someone you know may be a victim of deed theft, visit nyc.gov/deedfraud for support now.

@NYC_DEM99 @gradientz0 @DemzDeliver @Ericrse37986 How is free bus fare an “awful promise” lol it helps literally everyone including the planet.

@gradientz0 @DemzDeliver @Ericrse37986 This is an objectively fucking awful promise

🚨 HUGE: Free NYC buses have been added to the 2026-2027 state budget plan.

@impossiblyeve give me the Chef Kirby figUrine PLEASE

its me im the friend

@impossiblyeve bros there’s children on this app cover up

is this lowkey scandalous….

@impossiblyeve Is this good enough bro

friends with benefits but the benefit is they have a crt setup and a copy of melee

@HaeSicks Legit you look like a different girl now

It’s sunny and warm 🙌🏻

Charlie Day says Luigi Mangione is his second favorite Luigi in recent American history (via Tintoria Podcast)

Go see this movie

@eggjlps Varies between armpits and hair type. Just cause it’s hairy doesn’t mean it’s cute.

hairy armpits, W or L

@Zvbear You’re way behind we all moved onto armpits

Now everyone likes feet Y’all weren’t in the trenches with us 🙄 Now every girl thinks they got nice feet but it’s mediocre across the board Footflation Can’t wait till this bubble bursts like the Dot-Com bubble in the early 2000s Maybe then we can return to feet harmony