median chummy john

@Cheesymanfredo Tbf Zach and Michael are pretty much the only voices for the rest of the show (except cameos)

Damn, they only knew one woman

@Marcos_bih That’s just Scott Pilgrim

Saudades quando eu achava que The Boys ia ser sobre matar um membro dos 7 um por um até chegar no boss final

@atlanticesque Obama above LBJ is preposterous frankly

Obama (especially in his first term) was an alright president but #7 all time? Are we serious?

@reidt_1104 @marxistbuddy @justMizuyuki Fuckin retard

@marxistbuddy @justMizuyuki Ermmmmmmm the xeet TECHNICALLY positerinos that yada yada yada yada

THE LITERAL POINT OF THE ORIGINAL THOUGHT EXPERIMENT THAT THE MONKEYS ARE GUARENTEED TO PRODUCE SHAKESPEARE

@CTachio83984 @OutlierSports_ @sabrinapalantir The joke is that Ringo on his own was not very successful especially compared to his work on a greater team. Doing the same thing to to someone who made all things must pass is stupid and unfunny

@CTachio83984 @OutlierSports_ @sabrinapalantir George Harrison had more than 11 number 1 albums so that joke fundamentally doesn’t work

timely reference mr gillis!

@Stopbeingsheepz @atrupar That was for his 100th birthday flyover cmon man

@atrupar Reminds me of when Democrats rolled Jimmy Carter out to vote for Kamala. Ghouls…

CNN brought on Barney Frank this morning and suffice it say he's in pretty tough shape

@vaudevillehook @Jackeroni216 @kanyehomestuck @mguybowman

@Jackeroni216 @kanyehomestuck @mguybowman I’d say he has Something

the Beatles are a band where three guys have the world’s most normal names and one guy has a name you absolutely never hear and somehow he’s not even the main guy

@Jackeroni216 @EmoPeterDance @kanyehomestuck @mguybowman How😭😭

@EmoPeterDance @kanyehomestuck @mguybowman Sorry I just hate George Harrison

how it feels lately

@JuiceBeMyName67 @lordgeezuz @ratedrmalhare What would be the point of that vs just using liked songs (which has more filtering than a normal playlist)

@lordgeezuz @ratedrmalhare Why you just cant use 1 playlist for whole time

who actually uses the liked playlist

Bob Dylan wrote an entire song commanding listeners to “like” a particular music publication, and in exchange, said publication ranked the song as the #1 best song of all time, and no one wants to call this what it is: plain bribery.

@colton_00 @Eric_Alterman It’s a list of American songwriters bro

new improved far better than the Times list: 1) Bob Dylan 2) Bruce Springsteen 3) Paul Simon 4) Randy Newman 5) Stevie Wonder 6) John Fogerty 7 Willie Nelson 8) Jackson Browne 9) Tom Waits 10) David Byrne 11) Patti Smith 12) Carole King 13) James Taylor 14) Billy Joel

When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯

@vyvansefangirl @jackalter @streamblondd

@jackalter @streamblondd -ayesha erotica -aaliyah -whitney houston -britney spears -cece natalie -isabella lovestory -young thug -christina milian -pixel grip -lords of acid -bigklit -slayyyter -madonna -girlicious -school gyrls -pinkpantheress -2008-2013 lady gaga -brandy -kesha -miss bashful

@some_melon Wait that’s lowkey true though

the falsetto guy

@IDontKnowLmao77 @stahlblitzkalt @HellFire80085 Oh no my steaks too juicy and lobsters too buttery

@stahlblitzkalt @HellFire80085 You can only pull bisexual women if you’re a straight man with this loadout

@AgreeingBook13 @blacknredtext It was before the election so it would have probably been DeSantis and he sucks so much ass

@blacknredtext What do they think would happen if he was successful? You don’t just get in charge by doing that. Vance is up and why would any republican wanna work across the aisle with people celebrating killers? Dumb idea.

Submission from Anonymous

@yurisexlistener @funnysseur @nypost It’s not high iq to be a pedantic asshole who doesn’t understand what is generally meant by ‘American’

@funnysseur @nypost High iq statement actually look at a map dumbfuck

Mexico pyramid shooter was Hitler fanatic who left AI pic of him posing with Columbine school shooters trib.al/4sEn4mI

Gov Walz could have been your VP. He could have made his policies go national. But too many people fucked up.