Iano

@utdscope Bring in Kane we will win the EPL next season

Hear me out.

@Annabeledhcu Yes, I always carry a blow torch and a candle with me on every journey I take, great tip.

amazing tricks

@_onlyscott Which one, Beckham, CR7, Di Maria, take your pick

Guess the player VERY HARD

@MattyFC__ Pay Psg whatever they want for Luis Enrique

should we stick with Carrick next season? If not , who's the top choice ?

@UtdForever7 @ManUtd @premierleague Sell

🚨Mason Mount this summer…. KEEP / SELL 👇💬

@talkSPORT No one cares just cut your fucking hair Vileda

Man United FAIL to win five games in a row... the United Strand will have to wait until next season for a chance of a haircut! 💈❌ When do you think the Red Devils will finally do it? 👀

@MUFCEDIT @aymangfx_ 7 when Mount goes

What is the number of Kobbie Mainoo next season? Via [@aymangfx_]

@RodinSimi And Chelsea has a squad of about 50 bang average players,. Maybe 3 are better than average rest average

🔥‼️John Terry: Manchester United didn’t upgrade on Alejandro Garnacho: "Manchester United didn’t upgrade on Garnacho at all. Not one bit. When you look at the players they brought in during the summer like Cunha and Mbeumo, they’ve got almost the exact same goal contributions as Garnacho. Same output, same level. They were supposed to elevate the team, but instead they’re relying on long balls and free kicks just to get goals on the board. I’m telling you now, I am predicting a very serious struggle for Manchester United next season. A proper, painful struggle. They desperately need to recruit better. Players like Mbeumo don’t have any resale value. They’re declining with time. And Bruno Fernandes is getting old. I don’t think he’ll be playing at the same level next season. No upgrades, just more of the same... heading for trouble."

@UnitedStandMUFC @JBurtTelegraph Be lucky to command 20m once firesale begins getting ready for Championship

🚨 West Ham bought Mateus Fernandes for £38+4 million, and are understood to want considerably more than they paid for him last summer. [@JBurtTelegraph] #mufc

@UnitedUpdates I don't think he will

Debate: After today's win vs Liverpool, do you think Michael Carrick should be given the permanent job?

@Casemiro 1 more year

Exciting, crazy ... what a match at home !!!! 🔴

76’ The visitors are level. 🐦 1-1 🟠 #WeAreBarrow

@BarrowAFC Shit or bust, shoot on site bring keeper uo for every corner

66’ We make our first change of the afternoon 🔄 🐦 1-0 🟠 #WeAreBarrow

@MattWallace888 Who cares

Pay close attention that “right hand” as President Trump walks in the building 👀

@premierleague Saturday May 2nd FFS

A glorious Saturday of Premier League action 🤩

@The_Forty_Four Brilliant haha

Leeds playing Smooth Criminal after beating Michael Jackson, interim manager of Burnley… Top shithousery 😭😭😭

@BarrowAFC Just a simple 8-0 victory today lads. Not too much to ask becasue it's not your fault you put the town and club in this position, it's the poor management and woeful ownership/board are the real cunts to blame. Be a miracle for it to be done best of luck

A big task awaits as we welcome Newport to The SO Legal Stadium! ✊ #WeAreBarrow

@JonathanMcCusk3 Ha ha and to you Jonathan

@ianbarrowboy Ouch sir! Proper banter Ian. 👊🏻🇾🇪👌⚽️😎 Have a great weekend fella.

Spurs being spursy with The Fish?…. From the ovens of The Titanic seemingly. 👊🏻🇾🇪😎⚽️👌

@SqSehrish 16

How many DUCKS do you see? 🤔 It's not 9. It's not even 12. 🤯