frances 🏒

hey guys it’s frances (@ilyascigarette). i got suspended on my main for being an “inauthentic account” but it said it was detected by ai and i had the fan account tag so im appealing. pls retweet to help me find my moots! i’m here in the meantime 🫶🫶

omg guys i’m having the worst day in work ever 💀💀

what if we get ilya dressed as a gladiator smoking a joint and then calling shane his impatient slut

goodnight loves x

(i’m trying to post less off my face on here these days so hopefully this one is suitably zoomed out sksksk)

pfp vs user 🫶

how do we think shane and ilya celebrate pride month

@chibibinch it’s while i’m in work and im so annoyed im gonna miss it 😭😭

thank god I’ll be able to watch canada vs usa live I would have done something DRASTIC otherwise

i have a straw that says “smoothie slut” and every time i use it i think about the fact that kip would be delighted if scott bought it for him

hey guys it’s frances (@ilyascigarette). i got suspended on my main for being an “inauthentic account” but it said it was detected by ai and i had the fan account tag so im appealing. pls retweet to help me find my moots! i’m here in the meantime 🫶🫶

@ICUrChanelBoots honestly probably not lol

@ilyascigarettes I used to get called queen in my local caf and I was never sure if it was sarcastic or not

it’s occurred to me that my use of the pet names “lovelies” and “hun” probably come across irritating as fuck when i type them please be aware that these are being said in a vaguely scouse accent and this is just how we speak i’m not being smarmy 😭

@chibibinch alright babe x

@ilyascigarettes okay hun x

@ICUrChanelBoots “hi im ilya and this is shane, and this is our daughter sidneycrosby87”

Their kids are definitely named after hockey players, just an army of Waynes and Sidneys

he was so fucking funny for this and people like to act as if my boy doesn’t know how to chirp 😭😭

he was vibrating with nerves

@Silkandlace4 it’s the new gen kindle!

@ilyascigarettes What ereader is this?

highly recommend reading fanfiction by the pool during a heatwave :)

right i’m gonna knock myself out with prescription strength hayfever meds and try to sleep through this heat goodnight lovelies 🫶🫶

@karkopolo i’ve got mine with a bowl of ice in front 😭

@ilyascigarettes Fans are nice and all but all they do is push hot air around so it’s not a solution lol. I usually need to be wet for them to help much 🤷‍♀️

it’s so hot i feel like im dying and if one more fuckass american on my tl tells us to “just buy an AC” im going to be on the news

@nicoughlans no literally like my house is built with insulation and central heating because that’s our normal - we’re not built for extreme heat. and you guys are the opposite. it’s miserable both ways when the infrastructure isn’t built for the weather 😭😭

@ilyascigarettes i feel like this is the thing with extreme weathers now like, i live in a very hot city so our houses are mostly built for hot weather and when it’s cold as fuck we can’t deal very well and it gets freezing 😭

no offense to my american moots ily im just being ragebaited by people from your country today and im over it

my house was built in the 1600s it’s solid stone and it’s insulated to keep heat IN. so yes it’s fucking hot and no i can’t cool it down.