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@realCarola2Hope He only gave them 99.5 percent of what they wanted

Why are all the famous Zionists mad at Trump? 😂

@Jesse_Livermore So was the entire point just to provide cover for Isr*el to annex southern Lebanon?

Shaping up to be the biggest and most embarrassing geopolitical defeat in U.S. history. By a large margin.

@JamieBonkiewicz Are nukes even real? (theyre not)

You guys…. I’m beginning to think that Iran never had a nuclear weapon

@EuropaAeterna01 They dont hate Jesus; they hate Christians

How much do jews hate Jesus? So much that they created their own mathematical addition symbol (plus sign) so it looked less like Jesus' cross

@LeadingReport False flag incoming

Netanyahu reportedly ‘beside himself’ after furious phone call with President Trump over Iran that left the Israeli leader ‘with his hair on fire,’ per Daily Mail.

@netterigelmann Its Irish for some reason. Classic McDonaldland was a wacky place, no one really knew what was going on

ich kann einfach immernoch nicht fassen, dass der nicht fishmac oder zumindest mcfish heißt

@owenbroadcast And thats when i realized it wasnt a little boy at all, it was the damn Loch Ness monster!

“its called thalassophobia”. what’s that? “fear of being alone in huge bodies of water, being lost under the ocean, huge creatures underwater”. oh, yeah, i don’t have that. those all sound like really relaxing times to me

@Im_human_too_ What about your backup knife

This is my edc (excluding keys because I don't want people to know what I drive). I am rocking the LCP but I usually carry a 12 round 9mm

@sadreturns @gendoism Based Kreayshawn appreciator

@gendoism Kanye, J Dilla, Lil Ugly Mane, Gravediggaz, Kreayshawn, early Nas, Shabazz Palaces, Viper, Death Grips, DJ Yo-Yo Dieting…

this is genuinely how it feels to say ‘not all hip-hop is bad’ on RW twitter

@AuronMacintyre Can you show other examples of this type of shadow?

I joked about this yesterday but I guess I should be clear It’s a shadow, get a grip

@CigsMake You should drink a whole pitcher of Southern sweet tea to pwn the chuds

This is like every guy on this app

@271k_only Genetically matched organ farms for specific customers

What was that Jew trying to do with those 4 live embryos?

@I_DevourSouls @PamF194 @iWomansplainer It wasnt like that when the apps first came out. They had to start doing this because the unvetted illegal immigrants were fucking with the food

@PamF194 @iWomansplainer Bitch 99% of places seal your food so good it takes you 25 fucking minutes to even open it so shut the fuck up and dont comment on things you dont know anything about.

It actually blows my mind that people pay for food taxis. Like I legitimately cannot fathom this. I’m an engineer. My husband is an engineer. One might say we could easily afford Door Dash. Yet, we have literally never ordered it on our own dime in my entire life. Not even once.

@PamF194 @iWomansplainer More often than not the delivery person isnt the person named on the app. The account owners rent out their accounts to random illegal third worlders

@iWomansplainer And the food taxis are people with zero vetting handling your food 🤮

@THicjZ8qFI93989 @Yugemaku You could use it to grind away the outer layer of a fleshy cylinder

@Yugemaku かっこいい インテリア以外の使い道は思いつかないけどかっこいい

トーラスギヤ

@gregcello It's the way the future

all other CEOs realizing they can just fire their HR teams and eliminate all their problems.

@elonmusk What's the round hatch?

Urgent heat alert for 5 UK areas with 'greater risk to life' warning - full list mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/h…

@reader24601 @bryanrbeal @EWErickson The fact that its even within the same order of magnitude is embarassing

@bryanrbeal @EWErickson True, but with a massive caveat - Europe as a whole has about 2.4X America’s population, so Europe’s per-capita death rate from heat is still far below America’s per-capita death rate from guns.

The craziest statistic you will hear all year: more Europeans die from summer heat than Americans die from guns

@realDonaldTrump Fat orange traitor