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@StevenPulido @OfficeExtract @TalkingFriars Isn’t he the most productive player on the team?

@OfficeExtract @TalkingFriars why would a 'top athlete' pull a hamstring if they're a top athlete? thats not a top athelete. One thing ive learned is you cannot take days off conditioning the body or you will pull muscles. You're no longer a top athlete then. you slacked.

"Soto decided not to run!" $765 million by the way...Yikes

@PaulFirstOfHis @ComplexPop Don’t you want to see EVERYTHING??

@ComplexPop The original films are famous for their beautiful, moody, shadow filled cinematography. The new one will likely be shot in that flat, ultra bright digital format that makes everything look like a highend car commercial.

A new 'Godfather' film is officially in the works. 54 years after the original was released.

@jim_laregina @JonHeyman You don’t like getting the call right?

@JonHeyman Down with instant replays. You win some, you lose some, and the better team still wins.

This is the point where it became obvious we needed the ABS Challenge system. Look at these pitches called balls!

@RealAlexJones @ViKu1111

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@StellarArtoisGB “Defying all odds of randomness” -science

We are being observed, I repeat we are being constantly observed!. This hollow moon theory will keep you up tonight. Do you think the moon is observing us? 👀😅🤔

@DBZYuYuYasha @anishmoonka Not at all.

Your body replaces 98% of its atoms every year. Within five years, every single one is swapped out. The you from 2021 is physically gone. Not "mostly gone." Gone. The atoms that used to be your face are now part of the air, the ocean, somebody else's lunch. Oak Ridge National Laboratory proved this in 1953. Your skin right now is about a month old. Your liver, six weeks. Your stomach lining regrows every five days. Your skeleton is completely different from ten years ago. A few atoms do stick around for life, buried in some brain cells, in parts of your heart, and in your tooth enamel. Scientists at the Karolinska Institute in Sweden tracked them using leftover radiation from 1950s nuclear bomb tests. The oldest surviving piece of "you" lives in your brain, your heart, and your teeth. Your brain is also erasing you. On purpose. A neuroscientist named Ron Davis at Scripps Research found that the brain has cells that release dopamine, the same chemical you feel after a good meal or a win, and use it to dissolve memories. When his team shut these cells off in test animals, they remembered twice as much. The chemical behind your best feelings is the same one shredding your past, and it never stops running. Ebbinghaus proved this back in 1885. You lose about half of everything you learn within one hour. A 2020 study from Baycrest's Rotman Research Institute had people live through a real experience and then checked how much they kept. At best, about a quarter. 75% of the details of your own life are being actively wiped by the organ that is supposed to be keeping track of it all. The universe is 13.8 billion years old. Squeeze all of it into one calendar year, with the Big Bang on January 1st, and humans show up at 11:52 PM on New Year's Eve. Your whole life, every birthday and breakup and boring Tuesday, lasts 0.17 seconds on that calendar. Not even long enough to blink. Stars will keep burning for about a hundred trillion more years, then the fuel runs out and the lights go off everywhere. The last things left will be black holes, places where gravity is so strong not even light can escape. Even those slowly leak away over a number of years so large you would need a hundred zeros to write it. After the last one is gone, nothing is left. No light, no warmth, nothing bumping into anything else, ever again. The universe reaches total stillness and stays there. Forever. Brian Cox once described the window where life can even exist as one-thousandth of a billion billion billionth, billion billion billionth, billion billion billionth of a percent of the universe's total run time. You are in that window right now. Built from borrowed atoms, running on a brain shredding its own records, here for a fifth of a second on a cosmic calendar that ends in permanent silence. Anyway, hope your Tuesday is going alright.

@Beebzzmth @TalkinYanks Good stuff so far!

@TalkinYanks Yeah I got Star Wars maul shadow lord to watch

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@Docziggy @JoJoFromJerz @atrupar ?

@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar @4tybin Especially considering that Trump is a psychopath, which is just an automatic atheist.

Mike Johnson: "I talked to the president about it as soon as I saw it and told him that I don't think it was being received in the same way he intended it. He agreed and he pulled it down. That was the right thing to do. He explained how he saw that and I don't think he thought it was sacrilegious at all."

@mitchellvii “Honestly”

Honestly, when I saw this picture of Trump I didn't think of Jesus at all. He looks more like an apostle is healing sick people. I'm a very strong born-again Christian. I wasn't even remotely offended. 99% of the people who were offended by this hated Trump anyway.

@extraJ0rdanary @BigBobsCards @PatriarchTree Yup. The curveball was considered unsportsmanlike.

@BigBobsCards @PatriarchTree I saw a post one time that said when the curveball was introduced, the ump reprimanded the pitcher to throw something the batter could hit!

“Back in my day players hit for better average.” Back in your day they’d have put Paul Skenes on trial for being a witch if they saw this.

I'm sorry George.

@SonnyCrockett92 @Yankees “Obviously” is a classic.

FINAL: Rays 5, Yankees 4.

@DavidAn1611 @RichardHanania You may want to consider taking up residence in a different country, you really don’t seem to understand how this one works.

@isawacat @RichardHanania No

The Kristi Noem story keeps getting more incredible The Daily Mail has obtained audio and messages of Bryon insulting his wife and worshipping a 5 foot tall, buxom dominatrix named Shy Sotomayor, while discussing his desire to transition into a woman. He told the dominatrix he wanted to be called "Crystal." Bryon Noem: "I need to be your trans bimbo slut." Sotomayor was shocked he wanted a name so close to "Kristi." From the Daily Mail article: 'F*** your family,' Sotomayor texted Bryon in November, later calling the whole Noem clan 'gross.' 'Love that,' he responded. 'Besides the fact of who your wife is, no one is prettier than me. No one is as powerful,' she continued. 'F***ing true. Do you want me to be a woman?' he wrote. 'Do you want to be a woman for me,' she asked. 'I think I do,' he replied. In a recording of a phone conversation they had weeks later, Bryon can be heard telling Sotomayor that he loved her. 'So much better than your wife, aren't I?' she asked. 'You're so much better,' he said. The Mail reports that this relationship with the dominatrix started in 2016 and first ended in 2020. Then, Bryon Noem reached back out in October 2025, and was more needy. Sotomayor found out who he was, and then started to shame him over what was happening with ICE in Minnesota. Daily Mail: "she ultimately felt she could no longer remain silent, even while role-playing." Now, she would tell him that his wife was a horrible person, and Bryon would change the subject or say not to believe everything she saw in the news. Two weeks later, on January 31, he was back chatting again, this time defending his marriage. 'I do like my wife and I know you don't,' he wrote. 'To be honest. She's not [very] likable,' Sotomayor responded. 'There's no female compared to me. Especially your wife,' she later added. 'True!!!' he texted. 'And f*** your wife. Don't you think, after everything she's done, she deserves this?' she wrote in another thread that same day. 'Deserves what?' he asked. 'You actually worshipping a woman who deserves it, instead of staying loyal to her,' Sotomayor wrote in reference to the thousands of dollars he was paying her. 'I don't know what to say to that. She's a good person. You are amazing though,' he wrote. I actually have more sympathy for Kristi Noem now. She was married to a complete weirdo, no wonder she went looking for something elsewhere. Regardless, Kristi Noem is in fact a horrible person, and we shouldn't forget that. But we can have more sympathy by understanding how she got like this, even though this doesn't excuse sadistically seeking to harm people of color as a way of coping.

@DavidAn1611 @RichardHanania Mind your own business.

The libertarian thing doesn't work. Adultery should be illegal. Crossdressing should be illegal. Perverse behavior, when identified, should result in not being allowed to be around children, and open shaming should happen so decent society knows to beware these perverts. Good, strong rules would be better for every single person involved in this story.

@UDKCreator @muellerberndt “Frauds.” What a goofball! Thank you for being so silly!!

Well any pursuit of God and His awesomeness is good. This is good. It's the frauds like Hawking that piss me off. His theory of everything starts off with this quote, "there is no God." The second I heard that I knew Hawking was a fraud. All the anti-God scientists full of themselves. I remember telling my adult children if I ever saw Hawking in public I'd ____ ____ his wheel chair. Anyway, if the goal is to better umdrrstand God's creation then more power to you. If your goal is to spew altruistic mathematics that actually mean nothing when understanding God or His creation or imply that God needed a simulation to create life then repent. 🙂✝️

Lean what our Universe actually is: A computation (a.k.a. simulation) on a holographic screen. Here's exactly how it works, and the math to prove it. learn.floatingpragma.io/?v10

@RobertKennedyJc @RepPettersen Performative dinners ≠ patriotism.

She’s upset our troops were served steak and lobster? They deserve real food, not cheap processed junk. America, let's raise the standard. And get a life @RepPettersen MAHA

Easter is an amazing American holiday 2026 years ago today, at this very hour, a great American, Jesus, emerged from the tomb where he’d been imprisoned and sleeping for 3 days, and rolled the stone away He would go on to literally write the Bible in English He is Risen 🇺🇸

@EarvLikes It was all moving towards RWTD. Like The Police moving towards Synchronicity or The Cure towards Disintegration.

Which era of Dekkar did you like more? The original 3 or the Ride with the Devil trio? 🤔

@DebraAmos16 @libsoftiktok Goofball.

@libsoftiktok There's nothing funny about this. Parents have one job - teach their children about Jesus and prepare them for Heaven....this child's parents have failed miserably.

Kid just SMOKED a CNN reporter outside of Artemis II launch: CNN: "Why do you want to be here?... Why do you love being a part of history? Kid: "We're going back to the f*cking moon, that's why!" 🤣

@the_jame @libsoftiktok Grow up.

@libsoftiktok How is this a win? All it shows is that the child has been raised with no respect and a potty mouth.