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Is this cigarette my friend

@slugsandsnails I honestly think u should delete this tweet so u can sell it to seth macfarlane for a family guy cutaway gag. U could make millions dude.

is there already a sketch out there about the teletubbies watching porn on each other's stomachs or did i just come up with a million dollar robot chicken reboot idea?

i always wanted to be called a pussy so i can say "you are what you eat" but i'm too cool and never do any pussy shit so it's never happened for me

Canadians be like im really gonna do it this time

@deepprawn359 If i could only drink og sugar free monster and not like die i would

which monster should I drink

Theyre calling it the most visually overstimulating music video ever created

@yellowzigzags Thoughts and prayers

@yellowzigzags Im so sorry for your loss 😔

Cellar door who? Idk her

There is such music in the phrase "vehicular manslaughter"

@laz_jime I mean ur righr but its the principle of the thing also. Id take a shitty gas station coffee any day of the week. I feel like tims is a shitty coffee that wants to pretend its good. Its smug.

@ithinkimfa_king idk man there's something comforting about shitty coffee that knows it's shitty. id take gas station coffee over free starbucks any day of the week

It pisses me off that tim hortansis intrinsically part of the canadian culture cause the coffee is so bad youd have a better time getting on ur hands and knees and slurping up a mud puddle like a dog

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwella

@mockucentury Ive been a fan of fotc since like 2022 and somehow this is the first time i found out their wives cameod in an ep

awhile ago my brother couldn't believe that bret and jemaine had sex appeal so I had to prove that they were indeed married.

@darkwillowz @_5DT_ Sorry haha they deleted but it was some guy being like "i wonder if SHE realized that they didnt pick the players in this ep for diversity but because they won their season" so i replied that. Im sure shes aware how the game works sir.

@ithinkimfa_king @_5DT_ ......what did I miss?

John’s face while he is processing what Maisie is saying is absolutely golden, it makes me wonder what kind of drama had Maisie created for him lol 😂 #TaskmasterChampionOfChampions #Taskmaster

Dude.

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@deepprawn359 I CANNOT SLEEP I CANNOT DREAM TONIIGHT

WHERE ARE YOUUU AND I’M SO SOOORRYYY

Ive been on twitter long enough now that i have personal beef with people ive met on here and that feels likee. Maybe i should have done other things with my time. We ball regardless tho.