Kamau

Ikifikanga weekend usiwahi pass chance ya kuskia vizuri. Kuna cookie inanimaliza magoti,ni mbayaa sana!

why does each person at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there it's over in 5 seconds

Thinking colonisation is about physical strength superiority is exactly why we got colonised. We are collectively too stupid to think beyond muscles and bones.

How true is this wazee 🤣🤣🤣

Shida ya soko sai,kila Ngo'mbe iko na ndama

She gave out some really great lone time material Legend in my books

Running has to be the worst sport out of all: > not fun at all > destroys joints > no meaningful goal > extremely stressful > makes you low T > ages you fast > gives you skinny fat physique > inefficent to lose weight

@mayeshimself @Badisha__ Na once I burst laugh.😃 A proof of women supporting you in anyway means your life don Chike.😂

changed my diet recently to be healthier and been farting in ways i thought only cows could

@abuyamasta Mate this aint steroids.

Steroids can give you quick results but long-term problems. Stay guided.

Literally every single person who's ever done a construction project in this country has a horror story. I used to be friends with a Polish dude who owned a bar. Hung out there a lot since he let me and my friends come party during covid lockdowns. He had the bathroom in the bar office/living area renovated and we were hanging out after hours. Went in there to take a leak and the toilet was sitting nearly in the dead center of the bathroom. I came out and asked, "Dude, what's with the toilet? It's like 2 feet away from the wall" He got raging pissed and was swearing in Polish for like a solid minute. His girlfriend explained that the 3 hours he wasn't there to watch the Thai workers like a hawk, they installed the toilet in the stupidest position imagineable. Couldn't believe the absolute idiocy. How do you fuck something up that's so obviously wrong?

hii tweet hunimaliza😂😂😂

Look at how Indians welcome tourists in their country.🤮🇮🇳

@gidikariuki Putting someone on a bloody pedestal

Indian niggas might be the only people with worse PR than black people rn

Chief Keef & his Glo Gang crew flying on private jets

Ile siku utabeba mrembo au bro kwa manual car ndio utafanya all sort of mistakes ziko kwa handbook...ukiwa solo everything is perfect

@RealAdam95 @mbiti_mwondi mind fiti id like your take on the space😂😂

@mnyamwe7 @Makiadi_ unasoma nyota?