Jack Murray

𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒!!! 𝟐𝟐 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖!!! 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐒𝐒!!! 🏆🔴🔥

@BallParkBuzz Unfortunately these moves require competency from the front office

IL Story, DFA IKF and send Durbin to Triple-A. Call up Capra. Call up Sogard. Call up Nate Eaton. This isn’t going to fix itself. Make changes. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

@BarstoolBigCat Retribution for Jakob @alligatorames @PFTCommenter

@PatMcAfeeShow @BostonConnr The Prodigal Son

“Mr Anthony. Thank you for your service to Boston” ~ @BostonConnr

@GOLF_com The lead is one, to tie lowry, what is it brother

@VivaLaStool @Zaccornelius_ @DMRussini @PardonMyTake @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @Philly_Mays @PardonMyMeme The Big Dom content that won’t be released to the AWLs

What is @Zaccornelius_ showing to @DMRussini on his phone?

@PFTCommenter It’s the hard yards that count

Decided Friday at lunch on a whim to quit all nicotine pouches and vapes cold turkey. So far so good. Think I might be exclusively a cigarette smoker now. If I want my ‘tine I gota earn it

@tylermilliken_ @jcmccaffrey Don’t love seeing him fall out of the swing like that. Singles and double KC, singles and doubles

First swings we’ve seen from Kristian Campbell since the Puerto Rican Winter League wrapped-up. Has been down in Fort Myers since early January. He’s reportedly added about 12 pounds (@jcmccaffrey) this offseason.

@LegacySiu Oh captain my captain! Mr. Martin Odegaard?

Guess the player Level: HARDEST

@JackMac Tracy Morgan and Harry Potter are quite a compelling duo

The show on NBC right now feels like a fever dream.

@stoolpresidente @Patriots When did you place? Has to be before the season with that tubby numbie

Show me your @Patriots SuperBowl tickets! When did you jump in?

@Philly_Mays With all these coaching hires happening rn, jay wright to nova!?!!

Tonight was a big wake up call for nova fans. We’re not at the spot that we think we are and that’s fine. But we need to build a core that the portal can believe in this offseason. Hodge Lewis and Lindsay could provide a destination for others. But we gotta make the tourney.

Thinking about Josh Allen

@ColeyMick Feel like a “flag must hit the offending player” rule would be awesome. DBs see the flag come out and just start sprinting away 😂

Throwing the flag directly at the player who committed the penalty makes me laugh 10/10 times

@ColeyMick JB 50 burger in-bound?

Celtics have 100 points with 8:04 left in the third quarter lmao

@Jacobtheclipper @TheJordanTruth Magic and worthy? Sounds like a bad joke at a carnival

@jackmurray1135 @TheJordanTruth yea bro Magic, Worthy, and Scott are janitors you must have been dropped on the head a lot as a baby sorry for that

Friendly reminder: It took LeBron his 3RD Finals series to score 30 points. MJ scored 36 in his first Finals game and followed that up with 33 on 83% shooting 🔥 Levels to this 🐐 (@TheJordanTruth)

@BarstoolBigCat Maybe you should become a financial advisor !?

WE DID IT. TYLER SHOUGH TO THE MOON

@W_B_Rick Fate of the universe on the line, he’s going pretty ricky conlan

@jackmurray1135 We don’t talk enough about Kellerman just absolutely crushing that cameo.

Boxing in movies: Adonis Creed is temporarily possessed by the ghost of the absent father he’s been chasing to get up off the mat and go one last round while the Rocky theme blows out your speakers Boxing in real life: we got a YouTuber hugging people

@W_B_Rick Classic max Kellerman cameo

THROWING BODY SHOTS LIKE HE’S ROCKY BALBOA GOING UPSTAIRS LIKE HE’S APOLLO CREED