Jade Bee

I have decided fuck is my most commonly used word and honestly, I’m okay with that

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship

@mazzypopstar This is still frying me

Me when I discovered L’Oréal dream matte mousse in middle school

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

me

Me looking at bank charges I absolutely made

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.

@magjack17 This is a revolutionary idea. I would be in heaven😂

Why don’t they have Black Friday in the summertime? I wanna buy patio furniture, plants, and gardening stuff for cheap

@chillextremist Bobbi Jo

Can everyone post pics of your pets and their names here I’m going to give them better names

I support women’s rights but I also support women’s wrongs so go crazy sis

One of the more surprising things I’ve learned in my years as a marriage and family therapist is that pets are more than just “man’s best friend”—most families see them as *actual* members of the family system. The thing that finally made me see it clearly was grief. (1)

Starting a petition to change the name of Worcestershire sauce. I literally do not care what we change it to either. I just want to be able to pronounce it so I’m open to suggestions.

me the second I see one crunchy leaf on the ground

The most profound part of Barbie IMO was when she saw the “Miss Universe” billboard and said, “oh look the supreme court!” bc it did not occur to her that women who are beautiful and look “sexy” could not be simultaneously smart, respected, and incredibly accomplished.

43 more days until Autumn

@eichstadt_jay From my neck of the woods!

I don’t know what this is, but he’s a long ways from home

Do at least one thing every day that scares your friends and family💖