Jamesfrnco

@mpanighetti ooh. So you're saying I shouldn't have new tabs open 'Google: James+Franco'?? What about my homepage?

@acommasplice I bleached my ass hairs last summer so I should be able to do your hair too. I'm in NY now but I need an excuse to fly over.

And now... Hands down (heh) the absolute WORST song to get a hand job to: http://u.nu/9jf7

@ytmina @ashhlbh SNL blows... Just stick to General Hospital.

@danadearmond I'm down. Cameras?

We're talking about deciding a business model and you bring up Farmville. I want to cock slap you.

Sweet dreams are made of deez... ...DEEZ NUTS! ... goodnight.

@rolandspano You follow me... buuuut you don't... http://is.gd/bPfKQ

WE HAVE A WEEEEIIINNEERR !!1!!!eleventy!! RT @pandabolen: @jamesfrnco PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

...PENIS http://is.gd/bOSlW

Twitter-wide penis game. Ready? GO! ...*whispers* penis.

Six-sax seeks Suck's Socks™ to sex psych's sacks in. ...Sooks

*sigh* Good times... http://twitpic.com/1ebfid Oh... and I expect retweets mother fucker! /Sammy J. voice

That's not a "What was the name of his horse?" joke is it? RT @auberginedream: it's weird to have friday come on tuesday.

...He was hard of hearing and thought people were just excited to see him for a change.

The resurrection was fake. Almost no one really knows the story of Steve S. Christ, Jesus' twin bro...

LOLLERCOPTERSKATES! http://twitpic.com/1coed1

You all are assholes and I hate you. FOD... ...AAAAAPRUUULLL FOOOOOOLSSS!!!

Oh Wikipedia... I love you. http://twitpic.com/1bmsla

It's called a Fuck Shit Stack... Get wit it. http://vimeo.com/10107253