Ellie Mayn

@ufcolin It’s not for them

the european mind cannot comprehend lil jon doing georgia's roll call

@EdKrassen If Massachusetts public schools were ranked as a country, they’d be in the top ten world-wide.

Trump admits that he wants to shut down the department of education and move it back to the states. What could possibly go wrong?

@John_Attridge The Yellowstone park volcano erupting is my go-to

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

@Simone_Biles Yesssss!

I love my black job 🖤

@AP Some of us took a sociology 101 class in college within the last 30 years and learned about out there

Analysis: Donald Trump questioning Kamala Harris' race shows he doesn't understand code-switching apnews.com/article/harris…

@ShesFishy Yes Goyard tote!

I’m crying. Kamala didn’t gaf 😭

@PatinkinMandy Will @Andy be there?

@acnewsitics Weirdo

Jesse Watters: “When a man votes for a woman, he actually transitions into a woman." Republicans are weird.

@Rizabellepow They’re in their mid 30s. Still probably grannies tho.

Over course- they are all MAGA.

Here come the white female racists! Told you!

@LA_SassyPants Sucks to suck

@KamalaHarris You don’t need to come to Mass. we already got you! Hot up those swing states and see us when you’re president!

Tonight, I am proud to have earned the support needed to become our party’s nominee. Over the next few months, I'll be traveling across the country talking to Americans about everything on the line. I fully intend to unite our party and our nation, and defeat Donald Trump.

@TheBlondeRN Of course. Even more enthusiastically

@Mike_Pence Did Mother approve?

President Joe Biden made the right decision for our country and I thank him for putting the interests of our Nation ahead of his own. After the assassination attempt on President Trump and President Biden’s decision to end his campaign, now is a time for leaders in both parties to project calm and send a message of strength and resolve to America’s friends and enemies alike that, whatever the state of our politics, the American people are strong and our American military stands ready to defend our freedom and our vital national interests anywhere in the world.

@DailyLoud Perfect skin!

A photo of Ice Spice without makeup is currently going viral 👀📸

@marcmaron @TABASCO The wee little darlings

@emilynussbaum I Love That For You

I've asked this before, but what is the current lovely, soothing BUT ALSO GOOD TV show, for a friend who isn't looking for anything scathing or violent? (Kindly do not recommend Ted Lasso or Schitt's Creek)

@GeorgeTakei Oh come on! This from a man who was his sister’s love interest on TV #ohmylanta

Oh, puhh-leeeeze. comicsands.com/kirk-cameron-s…

@IlhanMN “There are teachers in there throwing staplers at the shooter. They don’t need armed police in $100k worth of tactical protective gear.”

For God’s sake, this is inexcusable 😢

@Jcknows @pattonoswalt Teachers are trained to protect children first

“They were hoping the children would absorb some of those dangerous bullets.”

@Andy She’s beautiful! Congrats on your baby gorgeous!

I’M A GIRL-DAD!!!!!