jason flis

@popup_tddy I pay a hundred bucks for an ounce of AAA weed off my neighbor, sure it's a little expensive but dude knows that he's doing... I could get it cheaper but why scrimp on the finer things in life, keep on rocken in the free world

Stoners in USA is this right? 1 gram is a dub = $20.00 3.5 grams is an 8th = $45.00-$50.00 7 grams is a quarter = $100.00 14 grams is half an ounce = $200.00 28 grams is a full ounce = $250.00-$300.00

@bangerz hi, my name is Jason, nice to meet you... there ya go, now you have

i’ve never met anyone successful that smokes weed. not even once.

@eurofounder @edeanayo12 you don't need to be so rude to the brother, he is having trouble understanding this cuck lifestyle that is so popular in europe, obviously we were not as cultured as you but that is no reason to be disrespectful, enlighten > shame

@edeanayo12 It means exactly what it says. They don't tech you to read in Africa?

I had to fire my best sales person today She was excellent at her job and brought millions in revenue But I discovered she did something truly horrifying She was contacting clients without double opt-in GDPR consent forms I confronted her in my office immediately "Oh it's nothing, it's standard practice in America" she said That was all I needed to hear from this disgusting woman I fired her on the spot and clawed back her last 3 months of salary as punishment Luckily I already found her replacement My wife's new boyfriend Luigi just completed his third master's degree in Business Ethics He starts in October after his mandatory 16-week summer holiday Sometimes a problem solves itself for the better

@elenaaellen 53 and counting... best days of my life

Qui a vraiment plus de 30 ans sur X 😇 j'aimerais voir quelques vieux messieurs

@StonerDad obviously

Looks like I’ll be the only one working at my dispo 😅 that’s ok, I don’t work well with others anyway

@otokyo__ easy peasy, I stick him in the boobie with a hat on and watch him zip around the room like a balloon

He slapped your mom, what's your next move

@StonerDad posting pictures of places you can't smoke weed, at least that's what the comments tell me, i don't actually know or care

@jason_flis What is my regular bait?

You guys really need to chill out. Just because I would implement a workplace policy different from you is NOT an attack or judgement on you or whatever policies you want to institute. You do you, I’ll do me, and that’s the best part of living in a free society

@saniyafatma1278 has anybody suggested Rick James? or even better Super Freak

I Can't Find a Suitable Name For Him…

@Mrymyildiz you've never been to prison and it shows

Kocamla gezmeye geldik, bir otele yerleştik. Odaya girdik, eşyaları bırakırken bir fark ettik ki klozet yatakla dip dibe. Arada kapı yok, duvar yok. Bildiğin yatağın hemen yanında. İlk defa böyle bir oda görüyorum. Sizce bu normal mi?

@StonerDad this is an odd flex, do you often day dream of what you would do if you one day owned a business, why don't you get back to us when you've actually got a store, of any kind

If I owned a dispensary, I wouldn’t let my employees smoke before or while on shift

@StonerDad @Marvin60417141 no, but three lefts do...

@Marvin60417141 Two wrongs don’t make a right

@JenLawrence21 why does it look as though Trump is about to gargle tall guy cock

The same degenerates who cheered ripping down Founding Fathers’ statues are now fake Bible-thumping “experts” screaming “GOLDEN CALF IDOLATRY!!” over Trump’s gold statue. Who is worshiping the statue, Weirdos? 😂 Y’all turned churches into drag queen story hours and called it “progress.” Spare us the phony biblical outrage, you pathetic hypocrites. It’s not worship. It’s honoring a a leader, a hero, who took a bullet to the head, stood up bleeding, pumped his fist and roared “FIGHT!” then continued to crush you frauds. It’s a symbol of raw defiance and strength. Something a lot of you complaining LACK!

@LauraLoomer finally, somebody who knows what they're doing

Why is Barack Hussein Obama meeting with world leaders while President Trump is in office? This is a coup.

@NitTwittz @AlHalafib my friend, your brain is so clean and shiny, did you have it washed recently?

@AlHalafib Is it really that surprising you consistently treat your wife with contempt and coldness? Islam teaches hatred rather than kindness and mercy and compassion. It is a false religion started by a pedophile named Muhammed. The only way you can keep people in it is with threats.

وأنا أنوّم بنتي الليلة. قالت لي: “بابا، لما أكبر وأتزوج، هل زوجي بيكون لطيف معي؟” قلت: “أكيد إن شاء الله.” قالت: “بس لو كان زيك مع ماما؟” تجمّدت. سألتها: “وش تقصدين؟” قالت:

@genderisgenetic @lady_valor_07 well thank you for your assessment, I'm sure you're an expert now the field and I will use this information to better myself

@jason_flis @lady_valor_07 Accurately describing you isn't rudeness. You are bad.

If you went to school in the 70s, 80s, or 90's. How many kids did you know with gender dysphoria?

@genderisgenetic @lady_valor_07 rudeness is not good

@jason_flis @lady_valor_07 You're subtarded

@9mmsmg are you seriously such a boring friend that the only way your pal can seem fun is if he's blasted, maybe you need to step up your gene a bit

My friend is a drunk, well, now he's an ex drunk. When I say a drunk, I don't mean a down and out Skid Row drunk, or even someone who is blacking out all the time. I guess I'll just say, the man enjoys his spirits. If you are talking to him at any point during the day or night, he's got at least some detectable level of alcohol in him. He is also the funniest and most fun person to be around I've ever met. Everyone knows someone who is the life of the party. The person everyone is excited to see. That's him, or well, that was him. He started having some health issues last year. Nothing too serious, but a lot of the issues were the start of something serious. It was all alcohol related. We convinced him to get some help with the drinking and he did. He's doing fantastic actually. I can't say I've ever seen him sober in the time I've known him until now. He's a totally different person, and here's where I tell you that I'm a monster. I miss my old friend. The once jovial person I knew is gone. That person didn't actually exist, it was just the alcohol. He's not funny anymore. The man had incredible wit and could say something funny about anything in a matter of seconds and everyone would crack up. The type of guy who could make you laugh at a funeral. That's gone. I think he drank as frequently as he did because without it, he is just very reserved and quiet. If a plain white t-shirt was a person, it would be him. While I'm a monster for even venting about it, I'm not a big enough monster to stop encouraging him. Maybe it's just growing pains. Just a little adjustment period. Maybe he's just familarizing himself with his new sober life. Either way, I'll still be there for him. With that said, I'm considering getting a new happy drunk friend to add into the rotation. I'm thinking maybe a jolly Brit who loves a pint or ten.

@DeanCook008 @IM_YARA4 do you get called a rapist a lot? online or otherwise, just curious

I dated a man once, and because I called him at 1 AM and he picked up right away, I was like, “Could you please come over?” I wanted to be close with him, and we had been dating for a while, so we had already crossed that point. He was like, “I’m so tired. I’ll come first thing in the morning, I promise.” And in my mind, I was like, a husband of mine would never turn me down because I need my man to be ready anytime, any place, at any moment. So I broke up with him because that felt cruel to me. I’m waiting on someone to get this post correct. I’m waiting for somebody to decipher this post

@genderisgenetic @lady_valor_07 well it wouldn't be graded now would it smart ass

@jason_flis @lady_valor_07 The school from which you "gradded" wasn't particularly good.