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@defensesignal @Osint613 Tragic my ass

@Osint613 A tragic and chaotic situation x.com/i/status/20583…

Nasire Best, who opened fire outside the White House, believed that he was Jesus Christ. - NYP

@TheAndyCortez @godfree @Twitch how's asmon living in that head of yours??? LMAO, coward little worm

Shout out to @godfree for letting me know that I AM IN TIMES SQUARE HOLY SHIT. thanks @Twitch for the cool opportunity 💜

Brutal HUMILIATION of the World's "Second Strongest Army"… 0 Elite Units... youtu.be/v7jI01Hy5as?si… via @YouTube

@CriticSusan @Poliscikosis @harryjsisson CNN TOLD ME SO!

@Poliscikosis @harryjsisson Wrong, wrong, wrong.

MAGA idiots are trying to claim that the Hantavirus is fake.

@DemonFramed @harryjsisson LMAO...hantavirus is fake? my tinfoil hat is on the counter next to me but the hantavirus is not fake, nice try

@harryjsisson I hate MAGA but the hantavirus is fake, it’s another distraction

@harryjsisson this guy is so fucking gay and retarded

@marklevinshow Was Cinco de mayo a thing then? Was it as popular as today?

Thank you!  I honestly forgot, lol. And thank you, Rich, for your outstanding support from the beginning.

@libsoftiktok Oh my. The lips. Fantastic!

MASSIVE CONTROVERSY UNFOLDING IN LYON COUNTY SCHOOL DISTRICT IN NEVADA A teacher allegedly grabbed two students by the neck and attacked them The mother claims the school didn’t contact the parents or police and instead just sent the teacher home She’s the one who had to call police who then placed him under arrest What’s going on in @lyoncsd?!

@libsoftiktok She is one of the others

LA Mayor Karen Bass spent $250,000 taxpayer dollars putting up anti-ICE signs around Los Angeles

@Osint613 Pew pew big navy boats. Bahahahaha not

IRGC Navy issues warning: All vessels must use Iran’s designated transit corridor in the Strait. Any deviation will be treated as a threat and met with immediate force. (Two U.S. destroyers recently passed the strait and are now off the coast of Dubai)

Ben rice is a CYBORG

@CudaMster @Babywwir i assure you, they are bigger pussies than you can imagine. I work for a woke liberal private unniversity and i can assure you they are huge pussies. HUGE

@Babywwir This post has to be engagement bait cause no one gives a shit about a man cutting grass without a shirt. Unless these these younger generations are far bigger pussies than I thought.

BE brutally HONEST here WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON??? Is this guy in this picture OK with you?? Someone’s story: “To my neighbor who thinks mowing the lawn SHIRTLESS in a family neighborhood is totally normal. I've already contacted the authorities. This isn't a beach. It's not a gym. It's a residential street where families live and kids are outside all the time. I don't care if it's 90 degrees out - PUT A SHIRT ON! Basic standards and common courtesy still exist for a reason. Broad daylight. Front yard. Acting like this is completely acceptable behavior” Then he asks: “Am I crazy for thinking there should be at least some level of decency in shared spaces, or are we just throwing social norms out the window now? your thoughts?”

@Babywwir Seriously? but i have to put up with your pro nouns and disgusting trans people? eff off. i am glad you are offended by A SHIRTLESS MAN. i hope he does it in his tightie whities every single day

One Step, Two Worlds: I Can Touch North Korea 🇨🇳🇰🇵 youtu.be/to7eONBEHDI?si… via @YouTube

One Step, Two Worlds: I Can Touch North Korea 🇨🇳🇰🇵 youtu.be/to7eONBEHDI?si… via @YouTube @serpentza another one

@BigCeo901 @UnderdogMLB good one, lmao. if I looked like you I'd be perpetually angry as well.

@jayjay2596 @UnderdogMLB Nah your mom faggot

Status alert: Giancarlo Stanton leaves game on Friday.

@GovKathyHochul shop local! be sure to get that sales tax! no thanks

Happy Small Business Week! Shop local, New York.

@GovKathyHochul @GovKathyHochul is a human/something hybrid. i am convinced. she is not human

@serpentza roberts at it again

@Osint613 Must be nice to live in a real country

Robot went rogue during a dance performance in China. Flailing, stumbling, had to be restrained by staff.