Emily

Deleting Twitter cuz Elon Musk no one text me

Life pro tip: Utilize the brightness feature on your television, IT WILL SAVE YOUR EYES

@ForozTXs Domo arigato

@frankiemacd Reality would cease to exist

just imagne if a wing gusts up to 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999x999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 to the 99th power knots

@tjhooker1974 @A_Wills14 @Aphroditemuse1 @0hJvstin @iamcardib One google search showed this property is rented out by a non-profit organization, has limited availability with the number applications they receive AND it has an income limit, this is an outlier and doesn’t represent the majority of apartments available.

@A_Wills14 @Aphroditemuse1 @0hJvstin @iamcardib Nice 1 BDR in Portland. Not bad and that's Portland not more rural.

Interest rate is going up in two weeks ,rent is over the top high ,and there’s no inventory on homes …WTF-_-

We need to stop stop focusing on the tech tree and get working on the culture tree so we can unlock new government cards.

do y’all think Queen Elizabeth ever sucked King Charles III cock

counting my lucky stars tbh 💫

@RSGLORYANDGOLD May god bless your beautiful soul

Which one of you mfs be getting shit all over the walls in public restrooms like please explain how that even happens

Sorry I’m late boss I had a dick appointment

Imagine we finally meet aliens and they’re another humanoid species

@Buncahn I’m not upset but it does tick me off that I worked my ass off during college to pay outright for NO REASON and effectively missed out on $10,000. College needs to be free/way cheaper to actually solve the problem but I hope loan forgiveness at least helps.

to the people upset about student loan forgiveness: do you want to get rid of being able to file for bankruptcy then too? do you think when taxes are lowered it's "unfair" for those who were just paying higher taxes?

a whale could eat a turtle like a pistachio

the shit in porta pottys be so clean u could eat it

@ForozTXs is that shadow ? 😥 sorry bro

who wanna start a militia w me

@Kateness8 I was on a road trip with my brother and he googled “where are we”

One time I was out with a guy and he needed new jeans so he opened up maps and just typed in “pants”

live and let live

pain isn’t even real it’s literally all in ur head