Amy Schneider

ANNOUNCEMENTS: -I was originally named “Thomas,” though I generally went by “Tom” for most of my life -I was born with a male anatomy, which yes, included a penis -I am in fact a trans woman, which is different from a cis woman Why you think I don’t know any of that is beyond me

@Serena_Partrick Oh damn, busted. I didn’t believe it when the first 50,000 people said that to me, but you’re different and special

@Jeopardamy You're just a bloke.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: -I was originally named “Thomas,” though I generally went by “Tom” for most of my life -I was born with a male anatomy, which yes, included a penis -I am in fact a trans woman, which is different from a cis woman Why you think I don’t know any of that is beyond me

That’s a very well-reasoned point, that’s clearly worth anyone’s time to seriously engage with for even one second, Butts Larue

Counterpoint: no they won’t

@jimslotek @JeopardyGuesser 🤦‍♀️ of course

@Jeopardamy @JeopardyGuesser I was thinking maybe red wheelbarrow, but all poetic roads lead to Grecian urns.

Final Jeopardy category is Poetic Objects. Please say we are not the only one's who don't understand lol. My #JeopardyBlindGuess is snow. #Jeopardy

@JuniperAnduril “Making a few tactical errors” is the exact definition of an unsuccessful leader

@Jeopardamy They’ll tell you he simply made a few tactical errors. This time they’ll be sure to destroy the RAF before invading Russia

Groypers: Hitler’s leadership led to every major German city getting bombed into rubble, Soviet tanks rolling through Berlin over his burnt corpse, and the party he founded becoming the stated enemy of basically the entire world. Do you consider this a success?

So true! There’s no time to think about root causes, dammit! We *have* to treat this on the laziest, most superficial level we can think of!

this is my personal benchmark for agi and. looks like we’re a ways away, boys

@basnyat2trot I don’t have a fetish for trans people. Don’t tell me to change my behavior just because you can’t control *your* trans fetish in public

@Jeopardamy Every night you were on a tv trivia show, viewers were mocking you as an ugly man Please go back to the closet, no one consented to your fetish

Sometimes I like to get on here and post something innocuous like “trans people are not, generally speaking, sex criminals,” just so I can watch a bunch of British people with blue checkmarks embarrass themselves

What outcome could possibly have been *worse* for Germany, if literally anyone else had been in charge?

A thing I can’t understand about Groypers is: set aside the moral question: Adolf Hitler was one of the worst leaders of all time. Like, Belichick at North Carolina bad. He left Germany a pile of rubble with the Soviet flag flying in its capital

Got me! As an adult, who has been through actual real life shit, I am completely crushed by a 14-year old boy using a 100-year old meme template to call me a 20-year old slur. I’m just going to cry myself to sleep now, because you’re so big and strong

Actually gender is a spectrum. If you don’t have to cite any evidence for your argument then neither do I

FYI, I’m primarily posting on Threads these days. I’ll mostly just post things here that will annoy transphobes, like If gender is biological, explain clothes to me. Do you honestly think men just *evolved* to not wear skirts, except e.g. Scotsmen, who have a genetic mutation?

Nothing about Britain has ever made me angrier than their definition of “flapjack.” It’s not even flappy! I’m genuinely upset

If you’re feeling down, remember that the first signs of winter are also, in a way, the first signs of spring

Cousins, unite!

For any of my followers who are also Cousins (iykyk), watch this space, there may be an important update coming soon…

Any major news stories today? Not really. I mean, Congress released a poem that the president wrote to a friend of his, in order to celebrate their shared interest in having sex with teenage girls. But like, we all already knew about that, so