VerbalRazors

@BuzzPatterson This. Cannot. Be. Real. Look at this bitch’s face!!!! 😂😂😂

This NBC chick wouldn’t last long in combat. Typical spoon fed, Ivy League-educated, cat-owning lesbian lib. 😂

@nicksortor @SherryT2020 I believe he was just introduced to the metric system, 5.56x45 specifically. It’s a real shame he won’t be able to take this knowledge with him in his future endeavors.

🚨 BREAKING: The White House shooter has been identified as 21-year-old Nasire Best "Best," which is a misleading last name, had previously attempted to INFILTRATE the White House MULTIPLE times, per USSS He's now at the coroner's office in a bag. Good riddance.

Our law enforcement in some jurisdictions seems to only exist to enforce the edicts of their ruler - usually the Mayor/ Chief of Police or the Sheriff. These officers are corrupt and have thrown away their integrity, no different than federal agents who lied in order to arrest people for January 6th and many other “crimes”, in which there was zero actual probable cause that a certain person committed any crime.

Jennifer Combs of Trinidad, Texas was reportedly arrested and charged with a felony for a FB post about poor local water quality. Trinidad police claimed she posted “false information that creates fear, panic, or unnecessary emergency response within a community.” Even if that was true, which it doesn't seem to be, arresting her for the post is still a gross violation of her 1st Amendment rights. She's currently suing the city but that won't prevent something similar from happening again. All of the officers involved with her arrested need to be criminally charged for deprivation of civil rights under the color of law. Would be a shame if the DOJ's Civil Rights Division was tagged in this post and they looked into this. A shame I say... #rural #1st #CivilRights #police #trinidad #texas #1stAmendment #corruption #cops #water

@Oilfield_Rando Dude, not sure your age- but I sure as hell remember SNL and Kevin Nealon reporting on the “All Drug Olympics” on Weekend Update with Dennis Miller . At least some version of it is on YT .

I’VE WANTED THIS FOR DECADES

@BreannaMorello D-Yikes!!!!

The only way this story is true is if both tortoises are females.

@catturd2 Her face looks like you hit a bowl of oatmeal with a flip-flop.🩴

I'm glad, but it's way too early to have this is my feed lol

@CollinRugg Steve Hilton will start to change some of this this shit .

JUST IN: The wife of the elderly "Trump House" owner who was attacked in California says her husband is not expected to survive. Maria Sheron says there is "no hope" for her husband, Kerry, who was brutally beaten outside his home. Sheron, a 69-year-old Army veteran, is known in the Escondido area for all the Trump and USA flags he has at his home. His wife, Maria, says she believes he was targeted for the displays, according to the California Post. 32-year-old man Thomas Caleb Butle was arrested for the horrific attack and is charged with attempted murder.

@bennyjohnson I’m guessing maybe the Secret Service was in charge of the perimeter !!!???

One of the Minnesota fraud suspects with an arrest warrant this morning jumped off a FOUR STORY BALCONY to escape the FBI. He is now on the run. This man CANNOT be allowed to flee the country. NO ONE rips off Americans and gets away with it. Find him and lock him up.

@Milajoy But her terrorizing face will haunt us for ever!!!! GFY Debbie “Blabbermouth” Schultzzzzzzzzxxxxxxx-Ah

Leftist Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who is a Florida Congresswoman, just watched Governor Ron DeSantis ERASE her District. With the new Florida Congressional District map, her seat is GONE. She will NOT be re-elected. Oh, happy day.

@AndyBeshearKY Beshear, is that human excrement or dog excrement where your brain should be?

Thomas Massie and I don’t agree on much. But billionaires and special interest groups spent $35 million in Kentucky to unseat one conservative congressman — all because he stood up to Trump. It’s everything that's wrong with our politics today.

@Damienx247 @Oilfield_Rando @realJeremyCarl I hope when he passed his humpty nose was tickling’ some ho’s rear !!!

@jessehelmz @Oilfield_Rando @realJeremyCarl Nah, Shock G has been dead for five years now.

I just can’t. I just can’t accept that my government takes my money to bring these people here and then takes more of my money to buy all their shit and then takes more of my money to bankroll all of their flagrant Medicaid scams. It’s entirely unacceptable.

@BuckSexton Animals

Fair trial. If guilty, death penalty. If appeal fails, firing squad. All within a year. How it should be. Justice.

@SenRonJohnson @mark_doty It’s not the democrats holding things up, It’s cuck Thune!!!

We shouldn’t allow Democrats in the minority to run the Senate. The Senate is broken. End the filibuster and save America.

@LucasBotkin You’re Quoting Obi-Wan in jest , right ?

Even if Massie loses, he becomes more powerful than we can possibly imagine.

@BreannaMorello Release The Major League Yabbos!!!!!

🚨LAWSUIT FILED🚨 JPMorgan Chase executive Lorna Hajdini has just filed a defamation lawsuit against disgraced former banker Chirayu Rana in New York State Supreme Court. In the suit, Hajdini accuses Rana of fabricating claims that she used and abused him as her “sex slave.”

@RealJamesWoods @SherryT2020 This is Incredible . 😂😂😂

California Democrats fought to ensure you needn’t show ID when you vote. While it would be wrong to come to Los Angeles and vote, it would certainly be ironic.

@liz_churchill10 You gotta admit, he is kinda cute when he glitches. ❤️

Kentucky’s Andy Barr has won the Republican Nomination for Senate 🏆 Mitch McConnell was so old he was barely mentally there…freezing up like a corpse on live TV while the country burned. Good riddance to that brain-dead RINO fossil.

@jimmyfailla @GavinNewsom Newscum’s hospices have a 99.9% patient survival rate . With those odds he should take a trip to Atlantic City or Vegas !!!!

@GavinNewsom Can you speak up? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the FAKE HOSPICES getting raided.

Donald Trump is running the greatest grift in American history. It’s corruption at a scale we've never seen in our lifetime.

@VinnyMartorano @BreannaMorello What the hell is Tracy Lawrence doing selling guns !!!??? There’s no brain 🧠 in that big ass head of his !!!!

The same gun shop owner who’s employees were involved in the shooting at an E Austin club last month, Michael Cargill, admits the gun used in the 12 shootings across Austin over the weekend was stolen by a teenager from his store. He says he did not know they were teenagers when they entered the store, and would not specify how it was able to be stolen after asking him multiple times. @cbsaustin