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JHoff

@jhoffman_7

Dad/Husband/3021

Alberta, Canada Katılım Mart 2012
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JHoff@jhoffman_7·
@numbersnarrati Long time listener, first time caller....how long would you feel this would go on for? Been in since 2021 and I feel like I step forward, 8 steps back
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Jason Gregor@JasonGregor·
At a Bday party. Watching with no sound. Any reason why Bieber hasn’t been in? Have they said why?
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Nick Pollack@PitcherList·
Source: Shohei Ohtani will be on a plane to Toronto
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JHoff@jhoffman_7·
@WHOOP hey, I love the product! I'm wondering if there is an opportunity to show blood pressure pre and post to breathing techniques after doing the activity?
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JHoff@jhoffman_7·
@WHOOP When is it coming to Canada?! I need this in my life.
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WHOOP@WHOOP·
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JHoff@jhoffman_7·
@V_arrell Never, as a longtime Oilers fan, we have had too many players leaving for more money or a chance to win....the Panthers are the Blackhawks of the early 2010s over term and over pay for players that got them their cups. Oilers in 6 for the Cup!
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JHoff@jhoffman_7·
@unfuckedfire Set the standard when moving to new shifts everyday. 1. Training 2. Workouts 3. Duties
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UNFUCKED FIREFIGHTER
UNFUCKED FIREFIGHTER@unfuckedfire·
Officers: How do you walk the talk when it comes to firefighter health and fitness?
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David Sinclair@davidasinclair·
You don’t slow down because you age. You age because you slow down
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UNFUCKED FIREFIGHTER
UNFUCKED FIREFIGHTER@unfuckedfire·
Great fire departments aren't built on perfect members but on the perfect understanding that everyone has something to teach and something to learn.
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JHoff@jhoffman_7·
@kimanncurtin @hubermanlab @MichaelLouisPl1 Super interesting on the idea of this. As a first responder/fire officer I wonder how much experiences play into this? What constitutes 'enough time' in split seconds? Also, love the Huberman pod @hubermanlab
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Kim Ann Curtin, The Wall Street Coach
This conversation with @hubermanlab & @MichaelLouisPl1 was so compelling to me that in the middle of watching it I immediately reached out to Dr Platt to invite him on my podcast so to help Traders better understand their relationship to RISK. How fortunate we all are he said YES 🙌 Join us tomorrow on this X Space x.com/i/spaces/1dxgy…
Andrew D. Huberman, Ph.D.@hubermanlab

Value based decision making & the speed-accuracy tradeoff. Determine what you are trying to optimize for first. @MichaelLouisPl1 on the Huberman Lab podcast out now (on all platforms including full length here @X

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P a u l ◉@SkylineReport·
Alright, buckle up, because Canada’s about to shove a massive financial middle finger right up Donald Trump’s ass, and the dumb fuck hasn’t got a clue about the shitstorm he’s about to wade through. While he’s busy strutting around like some tariff-toting genius, Canada’s pulling a slick move—issuing U.S. dollar-denominated bonds—and it’s gonna fuck him sideways in ways his tiny brain can’t even fathom. Let’s break this down so even the average reader can see how this orange-haired dipshit’s about to get schooled. First off, Canada’s stacking up U.S. dollars like a goddamn squirrel hoarding nuts for winter. Why? Leverage, bitches. With a fat pile of greenbacks, they can stare down Trump’s trade tantrums and say, “Go ahead, slap your shitty 25% tariffs on us—see if we blink.” It’s like Canada’s building a financial Kevlar vest while Trump’s swinging a foam bat, thinking he’s gonna knock ‘em out. Good luck with that, you moron. Then there’s the currency game. Trump thinks he can destabilize Canada’s economy with his big, bad economic threats, but by snagging U.S. dollars, Canada’s basically saying, “Nice try, asshole.” This move keeps their loonie from tanking harder than a drunk guy at a bar, making Trump’s tariffs about as effective as a wet fart in a hurricane. They’re prepping to ride out his bullshit without breaking a sweat. And the balls on this move—holy shit. Issuing these bonds is Canada planting a flag in the ground, screaming, “We ain’t your bitch, Donnie.” It’s a neon sign flashing “Fuck you” across the border, showing they’re ready for a long, ugly trade war. Trump’s probably too busy tweeting about his “yuge” hands to notice, but this signal of resolve means Canada’s not folding like a cheap lawn chair. Nope, they’re digging in, and it’s gonna make his little trade crusade a hell of a lot tougher. Now, here’s where it gets juicy for the U.S.—and by juicy, I mean a total clusterfuck. Picture this: you’re an American schmuck buying a car. Thanks to Trump’s genius tariffs, the parts from Canada now cost more, so your shiny new ride jacks up by a couple grand. That’s real money, not Monopoly bucks. Businesses get screwed too—supply chains turn into a shitshow, prices climb, and suddenly everyone’s pissed at the guy in the White House. Meanwhile, Canada’s sitting on a pile of U.S. dollars, propping up their own economy like it’s no big deal. Trump’s plan to choke them out? Fucking toast. Let’s use a clear example to hammer this home: Imagine Trump’s a bully trying to shake down Canada for lunch money. He’s all, “Gimme your cash or I’ll punch you with tariffs!” Old Don thinks he’s got the upper hand, but Canada’s like, “Hold up, I just hit the ATM—now I’ve got my own stack of your dollars, motherfucker.” Suddenly, the bully’s fists don’t hit as hard, and Canada’s walking away eating a sandwich while Trump’s left kicking dirt, clueless about why his plan’s gone to shit. In short, Canada’s bond play is a masterstroke that’s gonna make Trump’s trade war wet dream a nightmare. He’s too busy jerking off to his own reflection to see how this strengthens Canada’s hand, fucks with his leverage, and drags the U.S. into a longer, costlier fight. By the time this dumbass figures it out, he’ll be ass-deep in economic quicksand, and Canada’ll be sipping maple syrup, laughing their asses off. Checkmate, you tariff-tossing twat.
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🇨🇦🍁Maple🍁🇨🇦
Just a reminder my Canadian friends. Many spring projects. Home Depot is 100% American owned. The owner is Bernard Marcus is a huge Trump supporter. Home hardware is 100% Canadian owned. Pass the word repost.
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UNFUCKED FIREFIGHTER
UNFUCKED FIREFIGHTER@unfuckedfire·
The essence of strong crew cohesion: One second they're working their asses off, and the next they're laughing their asses off.
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Saturday Night Live@nbcsnl·
Washington hasn’t stopped dreaming
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Jason Gregor@JasonGregor·
174 yards to the pin. Not uphill or downhill and pin is in the middle of the green. What club you using?
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