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new home. cant wait to get to work. @SpadeGamingCOD ♠️

@huskyyjelly congrats bro

Finally Graduated HS✌️

@thebogarma nothing hits different like slow, dull, boring cod quite like an infinity ward title 💯

@jjaaren “hit different” but it’s MW4😭

you already know this is about to be the worst cod of all time lol

@ItsChristoBro all that matters is punk needs to retain

Night 2 has to be insane if they want to save it. I don’t think trick Williams calling Sami zayn the gingerbread can save this unfortunately. Send danhausen out riding on the blimp!

@Moothefrog Congrats on the career Moo. Absolute beast, glad to have competed against you and know you as a player. #MooCampSZN

All things come to an end. 4 years as cod captain for UofA. Shoutout to all of my teammates that I have had over the years. Great final CCL run with the boys. Made a lot of friends over the years and it's sad to see it come to an end. MooCod out #MooCamp #FuckMoo #FearTheMoo

Looking to enroll in a Master's program for Fall '26 & return to COD. - 4 years of team captain & leadership experience @Esports_GCU @puma_esports - LAN experience (🥇) - 3-time collegiate league champion @puma_esports - Experience in CCL, CXP, ECAC, & NACE 📲📲📲

John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest. I don't hate you, John. I don't even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you're the best, cause you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good at kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don't know if you're as good as Dwayne. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops, I'm breaking the fourth wall! [smiles and waves to camera] I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day 1 when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split, just like I'm splittin'... but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon's imaginary brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that... they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is ME. And the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I've proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring and even on commentary. Nobody can touch me!! Yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little collector cups, I'm not on the cover of the program, I'm barely promoted! I don't get to be in movies, I'm certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network, I'm not on the poster of WrestleMania, I'm not in the signature that's produced at the start of the show. I'm not on Conan O'Brien, I'm not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is I should be. And trust me, this isn't sour grapes, but the fact that "Dwayne" is in the main event of WrestleMania next year and I'm not, makes me sick! Oh and hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now - you are just as big a part of me leaving as anyone else, because you're the ones sipping out of those collector cups right now, you're the ones that buy those programs that my face isn't on the cover of, and then at 5 in the morning at the airport, you shove them in my face thinking you can get an autograph and sell it on eBay, because you're too lazy to get a real job. I'm leaving with the WWE championship on July 17. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe I'll go back to Ring of Honor. [waves to camera] Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing? The reason I'm leaving is you people because after I'm gone you're still going to pour money into this company. I'm just a spoke on the wheel, the wheel's gonna keep turning, and I understand that. But Vince McMahon's gonna make money despite himself... he's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical douche bag yes men like John Laurinaitis, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear. And I'd like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon's dead, but the fact is... it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family. Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon, alright... we do this whole bully campaign... [microphone cuts off] A generational yap.

bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. it all ends with END. Do you know what doesn’t end? Ian ‘Crimsix’ Porter rt if you cried