justin

therapist: any irrational fears? patient: you know the scene with the sticky ball cannons from the incredibles [therapist anxiously clicking pen] therapist: i said irrational

@jkat421 damn another hit tweet!

y’all tried these?

“wHeN I wAs YoU’rE aGe, BoYs WeRe BoYs AnD gIrLs WeRe GiRlS aNd ThAt WaS tHaT”

saying “no pun intended” after intendedly saying a pun

vote me for 48th ward aldiman (I go to Aldi)

a lil chick picnic #Blender3d

every day is Cool Shirt Tuesday ! 🎉

hot take - K.K. Technopop and K.K. D&B are the same song

There's evidence that a booster dose reduces a person's likelihood of being infected with SARS-CoV-2. That's super like Mario, but less likely doesn't mean impossible. In general, boosters reduce symptom severity and duration, and reduce transmission: hub.jhu.edu/2022/01/11/cov…

wendy wu-who: whoville warrior

𝒞𝓇𝑜𝒾𝓈𝓈𝒶𝓃𝓉

feelin crazy, might just pay for the parking meter today

midwest small talk: 1: hi howareya 2: hey howzitgoin 1: i’m fine this weather right 2: they say it’s gonna be a tough winter 1: i hope not havagoodone 2: yeah you too

ESPN notifications on Chicagoans’ phones rn: Sₒᵣᵣy bₒᵤₜcₕyₐ

cozy day 🌧

Don’t buy a giant skeleton from home depot. Adopt one from your local cemetery