Jack Kavanagh

DUB| ☑️ We’re back with a tweet after 6 months away… @AfcHorley 0-1 @Merstham_FC Goal from the returning @MelonHead96 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 @Jake_Staples01 = 🐈‍⬛ 📸 - @jkav94 & @MorganChats18 #WeOnlyTweetWhenWeWin #BakerOut #Moatsiders

FULL-TIME| Merstham FC 5-0 @PumasSunday Not at our best today but nonetheless it’s another win for #SundayMoatsiders Goals: @JAskew93 X2 @RMCrofts @ConnorMercer07 @TomJoseph1998 Thanks for hosting lads and good luck for the season! See you at our place 👊🏻 🧡🖤 #COYM

@Merstham_FC @JAskew93 @Adambaker4 @ChristinaSotira @domcampany Free kick specialist

@JAskew93 @jkav94 @Adambaker4 @ChristinaSotira A goal scoring full back. Never thought I’d see the day with @jkav94 and @domcampany the last few years

THE SQUAD| 👥 Your Merstham Sundays squad for the 2020/2021 Redhill & District Division 2 season! 🧡🖤 #WeAreMersthamSundays #COYM

@Adambaker4 @ChristinaSotira @Merstham_FC Need alot of strapping 😂

@ChristinaSotira @Merstham_FC Seeing @jkav94 and his knees at training I don’t think I have a choice

If you are one of those people that goes into a supermarket to stockpile everything, you are a fucking stupid cunt

Do not understand how train companies are so fucking shit!

Look at him trying to drink

@Adambaker4 @KingstonianFC hahahahaah fuck off

Fucking yessssssssss. Have it @LFC

@RobLowe84 @Tesco @LetToysBeToys @letclothesbe Get a fucking life. Honestly all the real life problems there are in this world and you bring this shit up. Fucking pathetic

Come on @Tesco. This isn't really acceptable anymore. My daughter loves unicorns and dolls. She ALSO loves robots, dinosaurs, rockets, monsters and lego. Don't make me have to reassure her that this is ok. @LetToysBeToys @letclothesbe

Spurs fans 'accompanying' Pochettino to work right now...#Mourinho

@peta Fuck off

Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.

I can’t wait to start saying “Fuck it, it’s Christmas” Fancy a drink tonight? “Fuck it, it’s Christmas” Eat five packs of biscuits? “Fuck it, it’s Christmas” Third night getting pissed in a row? “Fuck it, it’s Christmas”

@dougpeterbutt @Kleenex_UK Seriously get a fucking life. So pathetic it is unbelievable. Do you wake up in the morning and think of reasons to complain about anything. People like you are making this world so petty and pathetic.

I cannot believe @Kleenex_UK Are ditching mansize tissue because some low life twat thinks it is sexist. Some people are so pathetic it is unbelievable. What next are @Gillette going to take the "best a MAN can get" out of their slogan. What is the world coming to?!?!?!

So glad #cuckoo is back. By far the best show on BBC

No air con at work is actually hell.

@siandiprose This is literally the most annoying thing

A row of 15 free treadmill and someone gets on the one right next to me... WHY?! 🤯

Self checkouts are so easy to use. How do people not know how to use them!!!!!!

Please please please