Joe Clabby

One Man Band youtu.be/aVNI5rCXEQQ?si… via @YouTube My latest comedy video! Featuring Meghan Lewis. Directed by @itsAdamFranklin.

Too nice for punk and too punk for nice

I think it’s kinda nice life will continue after I’m gone. It’d be a little much if it just stopped for everybody else. I’d be embarrassed

Why will it take "a few days" for my Unsubscribe to take effect? Nothing has the capability of being more instantaneous

I asked my building manager if he could fix my garbage disposal and he said he could but after his nap and it’s like of course after your nap dude mad respect

If you ever get invited to a game night by people who go to church and don’t really party don’t go cuz board games is all they do and they’re gonna be really really good at whatever game you play and you’re gonna get absolutely massacred

The best shirt I ever saw was this kid in high school had a shirt with a spring on it but the spring was broke in half so the shirt was just supporting spring break

@JPigeonwriter Def. Once she tells me I’ll tweet it out 👍

My sister is finding out if one of her colleagues is referencing Hot Shots! Part Deux when he sent out an email titled Meeting! Part Deux We think he is but she’s finding out

A bill due on my birthday!?!? For shame Verizon. For shame

Me and the Uber driver are jamming out to LeAnn Rimes

Tragic Life Fact: Your secret admirer is almost always ugly

Being in exile sounds kinda great. Like being on vacay if you ask me

#gameofthronesfood #dinneriscoming also #foodthecrown

Pizza is king. Breakfast burritos second in line to the thrown

Do you think Judi Dench would have had the same career success had her name not been Judi Dench and instead been Judi Bench? I boldly say No!

@HolliDee 😂😂😂

My parents are incredibly proud of me 🥰😂

REMAKE WATERWORLD AND DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME EVEN THO THE FIRST ONE WASN’T THAT BAD I DON’T KNOW I CAN’T REMEMBER I SHOULD WATCH IT AGAIN!!!!!

I feel like if it was called the Holy Bibble it wouldn’t have had nearly as large an impact

Smoke detectors and containers of hummus are typically around the same shape and size but that’s where the similarities end