Johnny “Gooner” Jones

@officalanvil @dickofficial42 I wish!! Imagine blowing a load while that fire ass theme song was playing. #inmydreams

@dickofficial42 @johnnygoon4L lost his virginity while this show was playing in the background!

Was anyone else obsessed with My Babysitters a Vampire as a kid?

Hot take: “foul baiting” is a skill. Getting to your spot and forcing someone to foul you or else it’s a bucket is skillful ball. James harden has done it so many people have too. It just got more popularized nowadays and sga is the best at it so he gets hate. #GoonKnowsBall

@HouseLowlights Fine I’ll say it. WE are all cracking that Sun up to sun down!

Magic Johnson’s son has made the WNBA 🙏

@shanecoop1969 What’s wrong with doing it now? #goonlivesmatter

If I was 16 I would have gooned in my cubicle #expand

@hammerdownHamm Gimme 18 strokes and you’re done for

@johnnygoon4L Donation station Gooner!!

Had a great time at the hometown course! @hammerdownHamm play me for cheese. #NutUpOrShutUp

@mccain_fc @hammerdownHamm The pic was from when i played yesterday JR. I was getting burnt to a crisp out there.

@johnnygoon4L @hammerdownHamm Where you from Goon? Weather looks nothing like this in PA.

Top 3 beers in order 1. Free beer 2. Cold beer 3. The next one #zestyfester

@officalanvil #Shrink the captain

@johnnygoon4L CT crunch is really the only answer for 1. I’d like to throw Captain Crunchs name in the hat #lank

Top 3 cereal 1. Cinny toast crunch (CTC) 2. Frosted Flakes (They’re grrrreat) 3. Fruity Pebbles (Zesty Fester) What’s your guys big 3 of the NCL (National Cereal League)?

@GRiskitall On the contrary my friend I believe although it might not be #1 for tastefulness but it still pulls its weight also I feel as though it’s the only cereal that feels refreshing when I eat it

@johnnygoon4L Frosted Flakes been overrated gooner. Always hyped up yet disappoint every season

@GRiskitall @GrudenTrent Don’t even ask nowadays just give you “the look”

@GrudenTrent Ik a guy like this @johnnygoon4L

Dudes got his hands out waiting for the vape #gay

@officalanvil Only 3.2 during covid era? This guy has to get his numbers up. #nutuporshutup

Is this normal or my homie just freaked out #gooner

@JudyStroyer41 Wait I feel like it would be easier to stop sucking dick in bathroom stalls or for coke than to try to get Elon Musk to try to stop everyone from posting it. #justanidea #foodforthought

@VancePatrall Bro stop posting my girl!!

Duke could be down 7-0 up 20-7, retard bar

Been there, done that #drought

@ViperSchaefer @mccain_fc Damn right

@johnnygoon4L @mccain_fc U a gooner

Sad day for @mccain_fc

@GRiskitall @hammerdownHamm @mccain_fc Congrats Gordan can’t wait to be an uncle!!

Guess my bio never lied. Baby #1 otw might be time to retire the BV in 9 months. Have a beer for me tonight boys, big change coming. #preggers

Eagles brought back Riley Cooper for that 3rd down conversion?