Fucko

Such a bad morning I’ve been calling inanimate objects the hard r. Can someone please find me a caprisun

@GovPritzker give us our football team back you fat miserable prick

Come hell or high water, including Donald Trump’s turbulence, we can manage through the hard times and nevertheless make progress for a brighter future. chicagotribune.com/2026/02/18/pri…

@DramaAlert What, guys can’t have fun anymore? #IranRevolution2026

Massive frat hazing bust in Iowa by police. 😮 x.com/TimothyJones92…

I like how they got cool carpets in they whips in the Middle East, might as well have an exotic bird in there it’s so chill

I don’t like that

Imagine how much fun Spider-Man would have if he could hit a geek bar while perching.

Imagine pepper sprayin a mf like this

Infinite wipe glitch day #3. Haven’t walked in 2 days, it’s eating away at me. #sendhelp #needmore

I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment, and I don’t expect to be forgiven.

@ChicagoBears hey fellas just a quick question. Do you ever care?

Plan for tonight is to get belligerently drunk, act like a complete retard, not even look at the situationship at the function, and then pass my accounting exams tomorrow with flying colors. #bradtard

@BradJunk65551 I watched him cry over a clash game #squid

“Dude I can’t wait to booze sack and get rinsed” chills bro #killyourself

@BradJunk65551 What did he tell the barber? “Just fuck me up. Mikes way.”#squid

@denver fuck you and your airport. This place is dogshit. Get me out

New rug.

@grindfacetv @sublime oh dear!

@Spotify get rid of that new “create” section. I don’t know why you think you can “create” new features within the app, but your fucking shit up. Change it back.

Drain-o.

@LaylorTacy_83 Who’s ready to hear shapes!?

On a #powerplay

@NHL get ovechkin off the screen errybody already know he’s special. I’ve got parlays!