Jon Waghorn

A rural Hawke's Bay community says many received an evacuation alert when the valley was already flooded and it was too late for most residents to leave. rnz.co.nz/news/national/…

@raquelxmoss Oo with vegemite too? That might even be a stretch for Kiwis

"I want to apologise to the Academy. I want to apologise to all my fellow nominees," Smith said in a tear-filled acceptance speech, without apologising to Chris Rock. Read more here: rnz.co.nz/news/world/464…

@bromethazine @OliBridgman

Maybe the most sought-after artifact in the whole of post-rock, if not music as a whole, and some dude on /mu/ just uploads it at 3am? Christ alive. youtu.be/UmgDLGpl9ME

@Rosie12901 Ha ok. I’m out of ideas 😬

@jonwaghorn Nope, my daughter and I live 10 minutes away from each other. She had 207 and I had 206.

How is it that today some people have Wordle game 207 and others, including me, have game 206? #Wordle206 #Wordle #wordle207

@tashmahal I think that dogs *can't* make coffee. However it's cats that *won't* make coffee for us, feckers

@powerlanguish @fish_grotto this is likely why we had different puzzles "today"

Today I fixed a long standing bug in Wordle's puzzle selection code that was causing folks in certain timezones to get the incorrect puzzle. This largely affected my friends in Australia and New Zealand. 1/2

@raquelxmoss Phew! Sneaking into young people camp even tho I’m old 😂. But I am always horrified when my phone makes unexpected noises others can hear

@tashmahal I'm always heartened by irrelevant ads. Maybe your misinformation is working, or you've really escaped their algorithms?!

@raquelxmoss Reminds me of one of the great *nix commands ‘cat -vet’

@bnolan Ah fine print, free Wellington delivery if ordering over $25

@bnolan Abandoned Brewery doing free delivery of riggers, and their van drones a bit on the hills. instagram.com/p/CSxxa87pIwK/

Is anyone working on drone deliveries in New Zealand? I'll fund someone that can deliver a rigger by drone.

@cherrypiejay @pepperraccoon On your profile you can set the size your home office, as a percentage of your home. Then claim the full amount but classify it as one of the home office expenses, Hnry will do the rest for you. hnry.co.nz/tax-resources/…

@chaoticisgood @pushtheneedle At first I thought you were making a funny about the residents of the high density housing not being able to drive to the supermarket next door. I chuckled. But after these replies maybe you weren't joking?!

@pushtheneedle Yeah but where would people park when they need to go grocery shopping?

have you ever wondered how much of Copenhagen could fit in your grocery store's parking lot? i have.

@missgracenz Cafe Breton

@raquelxmoss I'm sure I've seen that aloe vera in The Incredibles movie

@DylanReeve All your basecamp are belong to us

@raquelxmoss Odinn has spilled your pretzels. I think you are being derped by Odinn, beware

@raquelxmoss Or is it your seventh year of researching? 😂