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Teaching our son to play hangman. His first word for me to guess? Tznfrkyeoa.

I very rarely use this platform any longer, but will make an exception to wish @voiceofhunted a very happy full body apparation day while none of us are thinking about how long ago #Hunted and #Haunted were.

Congratulations to Dan Zelos in taking 21st place from his teammate in the #btcc championship after two races.

@ItsJohnRain At least these look like they're finished, unlike some of the straight to streaming kids films. Perhaps watching it with an enthusiastic nine year old helped, but it felt like a reasonable way to waste an hour and a half to me.

@anon_opin I saw salt and vinegar in a pink bag yesterday.

There should be a British Standard for crisp flavour colours. It's stupid to have salt and vinegar two different colours depending on brand for example

Oh my christmases, Verstappen's piss weak excuse for locking up is absolute horse shit. Just admit you've made a mistake, junior. #F1

@jonathancoe I want the story!

Jesus H Christ. This series is capable of some phenomenal drama. #FormulaE

I've voted for Sergio Perez in the "least disappointing Red Bull drive of the day" poll. #F1

@MrPSB He's turning up at the next race in Red Bull overalls.

It's amazing that Lando Norris has finally found himself in a position where he's regularly able to win races, yet he's determined to mess up his relationship with the team. #F1

Good lord. McLaren are so disorientated by leading that they let their second place car take an obvious undercut in the pits. Is your strategy being managed by Crowdstrike? Basics, basics, fundamentals lads. #F1

Congratulations to Checo Perez on your new job as "Junior Simulator Driver" at Red Bull after the summer break. #F1

If this was a horse taking all the penalties and free kicks for Portugal, they'd have shot it by now. #PORSVN #TheFootball

Looks happy enough here:

I hope somebody sets fire to that fucking VW flag. Owning a fucking van is no replacement for a personality, you chronic brand whore. #Glastonbury #ShaniaTwain

I'll be honest. Not looking forward to seventy odd laps of this tomorrow. #RedBoreRing #F1

@UnracedF1 First Perez and now this...?

World champ in 2027, 2028 and 2034

@BothersBar Christ no, given how many OC alumnus were on the first series. That's not how ITV gameshows are supposed to work!

Apply for Jeopardy UK, if you want. itv.com/beontv/article…

Flippin' hell. Jon Holmes has brought me so much joy through his cocking around and i hope he overcomes this to carry on doing it. Also: I blame Vexen Le Crowley for this.

@benbakerbooks Which one of Pop Will Eat Itself were you?