Jordan Covarelli

Nothing brings me closer to being a Calvinist than my own children. A Thread from an Armenian:

@elonmusk You don’t need to create one. It already exists.

Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

@chiproytx Thank you for raising concerns over deficit concerns. We need a balanced budget more than tax cuts.

We were making progress, but the vote was called, and the problems were not resolved, so I voted no. I am staying in Washington this weekend to deliver. Medicaid Work requirements must start NOW not 2029 & the Green New Scam must be fully repealed, as President Trump called for.

@pastorwebby This is the kind of misinformation that used to get people shadow-banned on Social Media.

Here's my problem with Nerds Gummy Clusters… Nerds is a categorically lousy candy in the first place, and the gummy part didn't fix it.

@dukekwondc I think that was a line from Guardians of the Galaxy: “I have 10% of a plan”

@PrestonSprinkle I watch hoping it has informational value. I remember when these did.

Does anyone actually watch presidential debates for the informational value and not for their sheer entertainment?

@ScottAniol 4?

So it's 4 against 1 then.

@DerwinLGray Which line? I have said that multiple times tonight.

WOW he just said that... 🥺

@RpsAgainstTrump Did the account pull this video? When was it posted? Cuz it isn’t on TS anywhere.

NEW A video posted to Donald Trump’s account on his social media network included references to a “unified Reich”, among hypothetical news headlines if he wins the election in November. I did Nazi this coming.

After MIN went up 10 and the TV timeout, the refs did EVERYTHING to get DEN back in the game. #MINvsDEN 1) Two bogus founds on Gobert. 2) the no-TimeOut given to Conley. 3) allowing Brown to sub out when he was supposed to take a jump ball.

The refs in @Suns v. @SacramentoKings shows you pretty plainly who the @NBA wants to make sure gets a 7-series. In the final 4 minutes, there were questionable no-calls and questionable calls. All q-able calls were against the Kings. All q-able no-calls also hurt the Kings

@matt_vander1701 @llrmiller @pastordmack My thoughts exactly. The last time I checked, the borders of Australia were (looks at notes) THE OCEAN.

@llrmiller @pastordmack It’s also much more difficult to cross the boarder into Australia regardless of the laws.

I have watched Donald J. Trump affirm gay marriage, and now a largely liberal view of abortion. They were supposed to be the two non-negotiable litmus test for supporting a GOP presidential candidate. I’ve watched evangelicals accommodate Donald Trump on both departures from GOP Evangelical orthodoxy. They’ve abandoned all moral authority to hold the position that evangelicals ought vote GOP to safeguard these two issues. Because Jesus said, “My Kingdom is not of this world” it was never appropriate to try and make either party, the party of Christians or Jesus. Believers allegiance must remain focused on a larger, and higher Kingdom, God’s Kingdom, which is neither Democratic, or Republican.

@mbird12 Isn’t it fall there??? Cuz it’s Spring in the Northern Hemisphere??

Snowing in Melbourne!

@pastorwebby The only credit I get is when my 7yo asks my wife a deep question about God, reality, sin, or eternity/infinity, she says “that’s a daddy question. Go ask him.”

Finally getting the credit I deserve around here . . . The 15-year-old to the 11-year-old: “You need to go ask dad about that [research paper]. He’s, like, a professional paper writer.” 📝

@mbird12 Why do you write like it’s going out of style?

I'm gonna start my SBL paper with, "What I'm gonna say may sound indelicate."

@pastorwebby Who knew that Uber was a prophecy app!

Don’t get left behind.

@WhatGoingDowney 2

Confidence level in the Cowboys beating the 49ers? Scale it 1-10. Be honest.

You know what you won't find in the Psalms? This noxious sentiment: "His pain is worse than mine, so I shouldn't complain...Her troubles are greater than mine, so I best not make it a big deal." Nope. Your sorrow is your sorrow; your loss, your loss. It deserves to be lamented.

@jeremyperigo @adam_a_perez @worshiptheolog1 You should file a cease and desist on them in order to protect your ministry.

@adam_a_perez that logo looks a lot like @worshiptheolog1 ...

It’s contexts all the way down.

So @MarcosPizza's website's "customer survey" page is routing wrong. I give the location and click "start survey" and it takes me to the ordering page to buy more pizza. Clever. No, i actually have major problems with an order i already picked up, thx.