whatever

@flglmn shouldn’t that semicolon be a colon

The Comeback From the SkyCam Full Garden sound

it’s so cool that my favorite basketball team has Jalen Brunson, the greatest basketball player of all time

as a jew I get a lot of joy and pleasure out of saying fuck israel

Josh Hart is the first player in NBA history with 30+ PTS 5+ REB 5+ AST 5+ 3P 90+ FG% in a game.

I know these are just cough drops, but hear me out: Remember when “red pill” meant waking up to truth, and “blue pill” meant staying comfortable in illusion? Now “red-pilled” is politically tied to anti-feminism or far-right views — and “blue-pilled” means liberal or naive, when progressives were supposed to be the ones “fighting the system” in politics. Idk, it’s just weird how a metaphor about reality turned into a culture war label & flipped things like that. Are you red or blue pill & in what sense? #redpill #bluepill #Matrix btw, is this lace closure serving or what?

Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success

This is so awesome

French ketchup has no amplitude

France is cool but they don’t fw heinz tomato ketchup and that’s not cool

Had a dream that all my boogers were coins. Pennies, nickels, dimes. Ended up with like 32 cents

Where have all the spotted lantern flies gone

*another

I had a bad experience at the capital one cafe

@elizaharper Absolutely love this movie

omg burnt is free on tubi

Watched an old man eat a snickers in the sauna today

Congrats Pope Thibius Maximus

2-0!! Bing Bong!! #RizzApproved

JAYLEN BROWN GAME WINNER. 🔥🔥🔥

@TansuYegen So close!! That is juice 💕

Water gushes out from the Ehime tangerine in Japan. x.com/tb46x/status/1…