Sports Gods Hate Dallas

It be the ones you learn to call family that will do you the worst

@xcdres2 @CavsClear So you have us splitting with NY but not Philly or Washington? OK bud

@CavsClear Division game split series They hit us over the head last year They’ll be better

Can I get a OH YEAH

@1realFormula Land

You get $75M and 30 minutes to spend it… No cars, no houses, no stocks. What are you panic-buying?

@UnLKing_ @DAK_4_MVP Ts isnt real gng 😭😭😭 I cant believe my eyes

@jsavageftw @DAK_4_MVP How we feelin

Me when Caleb Downs at 12 the Cowboys take a Tackle again 😂😭

I go to a memorial to pay respects and say RIP and people say I “used it for clout” You can never please liberals 😭😭😭

@WhatGoingDowney This has to be an april fools mock draft, right?

The Cowboys would do this in a heartbeat The Cardinals would have to fire their GM in an instant nonsense trade return

@BruceFeldmanCFB This gotta be an april fools joke, right? I mean, Dallas would love that trade but no way Arizona goes for that

“This guy is an alien…” Here’s my mock draft. The analysis of the players is based on insight directly from rival coaches who have not only scouted these prospects, but also game-planned for and then faced each of them. Free story link; nytimes.com/athletic/71517…

@Tim_McManus @JFowlerESPN To all the degenerates in the comments freaking out and thinking this is true.... is it too far out of the realm of possibility to think this could be an April fools day joke...? Then again, I dont know anything about Philly reporters so maybe not but still...

Jalen Hurts and the Eagles are at a crossroads entering the 2026 season. A deep dive with @JFowlerESPN: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@WhatGoingDowney Tom gatekeeping lol

But why? x.com/AdamSchefter/s…

@ColesCowboys No lol

Do i finally retire this meme👀

@FidesInvictus @Darthradier @ConnorEverland @AdamSchefter Ezeiruaku is coming off his rookie season. I wont pass judgment on him yet

@FidesInvictus @Darthradier @ConnorEverland @AdamSchefter Outside of Lawrence, Lee, and maybe Diggs (I personally dont count him but if you want to, sure), how many of these guys were hits. Im not saying Dallas has never done good in the 2nd round but their recent selections havent really panned out

Cowboys placed the second-round, $5.76 million tender on kicker Brandon Aubrey, per source. Aubrey now can sign an offer sheet with another team that the Cowboys would have the right to match. If they don’t, they would get back a second-round pick.

@FidesInvictus @Darthradier @ConnorEverland @AdamSchefter Did you somehow miss my 1st comment about how the last time we drafted a good player in the 2nd round was in 2010? Sean Lee was drafted in the 2nd round in 2010. Allen and Woodson were drafted in the 90s - well before 2010 if you didn't know that

@jsavageftw @Darthradier @ConnorEverland @AdamSchefter Huh? Darren Woodson was 2nd round, Larry Allen was 2nd round. Sean Lee was 2nd round.

@Darthradier @ConnorEverland @AdamSchefter Diggs had a couple good years and I missed 2014 when I was looking back. Tank was good too. But overall, Dallas doesn't usually draft well in the 2nd round. Kneeland was a very unfortunate situation. Unfortunately we will never know how great he would have been.

@jsavageftw @ConnorEverland @AdamSchefter Tank? Diggs? Kneeland was improving before his suicide. We’ve had a number of good 2nd round picks just not great

@deeore5 I think I might be sick now so thanks for that

full English breakfast to start the day off 🤤😩

@ConnorEverland @AdamSchefter Aubrey. Last time the Cowboys 2nd round pick was good was 2010

@AdamSchefter Cowboys fans, would you rather have Aubrey or a 2nd round pick?

@kumite_ray @WhatGoingDowney This is an NBA style trade - nfl doesn't do these. Plus, the 2027 1st round pick is tied to the Jets so it cant be delt

@WhatGoingDowney Raiders get: Brian Thomas Jr. DAL #12 DAL #20 Jaguars 3rd rounder Jaguars Get: DAL 1st 2027 DAL: Maxx Crosby Raiders #36 and #118 (Or something similar to this)

Give me your Maxx Crosby trade proposal(s) if you ran the Cowboys

@WhatGoingDowney 20th this year, 2nd rounder next year, and Tolbert for Crosby

@DrnkDonkey12 @RaidersLead @CowboysLead Nobody trading that for a 30 year old coming off an injury who wants to leave the poverty franchise they've been stuck at

@RaidersLead @CowboysLead 2 firsts this year. And a 1st next.

Potential NFL mock trade that would send Maxx Crosby & a 5th round pick to the #Cowboys in exchange for Osa Odighizuwa, the No. 12 pick in this years draft, & a 2027 1st round pick Drop your thoughts, would you do this trade?

@Brandoniswrite They can have our 20th this year, our 2nd rounder next year, and tolbert for Maxx. I would be more than happy with trading Parsons for Maxx and Quinnen.

Hypothetical #Cowboys trade: Las Vegas receives: - Pick No. 12 (1st round) - Pick No. 20 (1st round) - 2027 2nd round pick Dallas receives: - Maxx Crosby - Pick No. 36 (2nd round) Would you do it? Thoughts? #DallasCowboys

@RaiderAttack01 "Crosby doesn't want to leave. Thats what the media is saying" sounds like copium my guy.

@RaiderAttack01 over satire???