mama mae 🎄

I may not know how to be sexy, but I do know how to be a smart ass.

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Everyone here is retarded lol

Less talk, more stututu instagram.com/reel/C36U6zkvh…

Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli.

@Mike_Rosko_ You never played Bioshock?? You’re missing out

@jujumaeee I have no clue what I just read. Liking this post cuz you’re hot

If WW3 were to be/is massive, sudden genetic/biological warfare, I just picture a Bioshock dystopia afterwards. Elites, preppers have CRISPRs in their bunkers to make Adam/Plasmids and mutated survivors ravage the land looking for their cure.

No amount of makeup is gonna save you babe

I started manifesting $2M in January. My goal is that, net in 4 years. This is the beginning. It WILL come.

10yo nephew: Don’t worry about dinner tonight titi. I’ll get us something. Me: Ooo nice! What are you thinking? 10yo: Nothing too expensive. Because you know, inflation. I’ll set my budget at $30, max. If it costs more, sorry, it’s a no. Me: Okay. Noted.

I feel like I’m the only 1 who didn’t watch the Super Bowl lol 🏈 Sports got so stupid.

@InternetH0F Used to work 12-16 hours 4 days out of my 7 day work week. My man stayed home with our daughter and I can’t recall ONE time I came home to food… Yeahh I get it

they finally understand

My 2 year old’s level of compassion is humbling and adorably painful at the same time. I love her so much 🥺

Free electrons are like the intrusive thoughts of an atom.

@BillSEsquire_11 @phone_booth_pod @TedLogan1010 @No_Curve @Death6102 That building that is in front of you AND above you because it’s that fucking huge.

@BillSEsquire_11 @phone_booth_pod @TedLogan1010 @No_Curve @Death6102 Take a 1 inch cosmetic mirror on your wrist, stand 2 feet in front of the Westminster Building or the Statue of Liberty and tell me how far you have to angle that mirror before you can’t see it. You could have that mirror looking up your nose and guess what you’d still see?

@PicturesFoIder I would vomit before I ever argue about money publicly.

Girl expects her boyfriend to cover the cost of her 18 friends at her birthday dinner😬

@Mike_Rosko_ I know you like when I call you baddie

Omg stop calling me daddy

In this economy, 100K-200K per year doesn’t get you very far. Multi 6 figures, 7 figures, is living stress free. I want that