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BREAKING: Chuck Norris, the martial arts master and actor whose toughness became internet lore, dies at 86. apnews.com/article/chuck-…

@SophieSmith86 Congratulations! You are now old.

No. Just, no.

Jerry Springer, the daytime TV host whose show featured fist fights and hair pulling, has died. He was 79. on.wsj.com/3Nj6t8E

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Breaking: Queen Elizabeth II, the longest-reigning monarch in British history, has died. She was 96. on.wsj.com/3ezAodg

The Queen called him her “strength and stay” Remembering Prince Philip, who has died aged 99 bbc.in/3d19PKU

@FF_XIV_EN That's udderly disappointing. You'll hoof to do better.

#FFXIV Heavensturn has landed! Time to get a mooooove on! 🌟🐂 sqex.to/KzK4T (We're kind of running out of ox/cow puns, so share your best ones with us! 💭)

Sir Sean Connery, the actor who defined James Bond, has died aged 90 bbc.in/2TImdFb

💗 AMORE INFINITO 💗 #Giro

Eddie Van Halen, guitarist and founding member of the hugely successful rock band bearing his name, dies of cancer at 65 reut.rs/2HY06Yx reut.rs/2HY06Yx

Trump Orders CDC To Research His Investment Portfolio For Potential Coronavirus Cures bit.ly/3cQXTsr

‘Barber…I Was A Barber,’ Says Man Struggling To Recall Life Before Pandemic bit.ly/3bf0Dzd

Pope Francis Finally Close To Finishing Bible bit.ly/2xAxlMT

Olympic Dressage Rider Enraged After Spending Past 4 Years Jauntily Trotting Around On Horse For Nothing trib.al/o5EHx4F

Jilted Trump Announces Formation Of Cooler, Way More Powerful NATO With His New Best Friends Oman, Macedonia, And Suriname trib.al/H5efKzL

@qikipedia Surely Wikipedia edits are countable?

By studying the amount of Wikipedia edits on a film's page prior to release, it is possible to predict the box office earnings of a blockbuster with 77% accuracy.

A great Champagne moment 🥂🍾 And new for 2019, a photo bomb from @petosagan 🤣 #7eamINEOS

Tour De France Cyclists Make It Past Dreaded Underwater Stage trib.al/O4jPJl6?

While everybody else is suffering in the Pyrenees, @PetoSagan still has energy to sign a copy of his book to an eager spectator running alongside him. Basically, just Sagan being Sagan. #TDF2019