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One smaller use of the death note is if you have the shinigami eyes then you could tell more easily if something is AI because then the person's name and life span couldn't possible appear above their head if they aren't real

@Arbys How do you guys feel about parents using Arby's sandwiches to punish their children who misbehave

Y'all I hate windows so god damn bad like shut the fuck up and turn on my computer I don't owe you SHIT

One of my favorite comic strips is the one like: Man: i sure am hungry Nearby horse: how hungry

I think there's level to being unproductive Brain Rot/ Doomscrolling is the absolute worst Next I believe is Netflix, like at least you're making progress within the series. Then Video Games. If you can beat the ender dragon in 2 hours thats better than tiktok imo

Were there any huge fat characters in videogames or tv who didn't slap their belly as like an emote or idle animation or something

Do you think people from 12 A.D. were like "I miss 4"

How come I put in "popeyes" on my GPS and the first result is KFC or I put in "harbor freight" and it wants to go to lowes like FUCK you get out of my way. ts pmo icl

Whenever ads are playing on the TV I always look at my phone cause If I pay attention, they win.

Do you think anyone peaked in highschool in like 1908? Like yeah me and my boys used to RUN this place but now I work in the mines

Just saw an AI overview for a tiktok (what the fuck by the way) (plus I didn't ask for it) and it said "this user is playing chess, a board game, and he is frequently losing" like DAMN bro AI is flaming his ass but not to worry, its also horrible for the environment

"Was that the bite of 87⁉️" is 10 years, 5 months and 1 day old. Absurd. I feel like I should have been older than 12 when that happened.

Youtube is FAR too greedy with ads when you watch on a smart tv.

@Fortnite I was playing with the Lamar Jackson skin and I died and got rebooted and when I came back he was a white guy. Whats up with that

@DolphinMossad @LeoDiCapReal

Fully grown man floating in a vat of Tylenol-infused amnion, experiencing four hundred thousand autisms per second, directing American transit policy like a Guild Navigator from Dune.

I'd like to thank Anna and Erik for liking all of my tweets since high school.

Yesterday I saw a cricket go across the floor and I let him live cause I thought well he's not bothering anyone. His loud ass is now bothering me and he has to go.

These two stores contain the sum total of all marketable goods

Coraline, Matilda, and Wallace & Gromit all feel somewhat the same to me when i was watching them as a child