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Nbf but if Nandos can sell their sauces in a bottle in Tesco, why won’t Dominos put their Garlic and Herb sauce in a bottle ???

my mom texted me and said “did you know one direction auditioned separately and we’re put together on the show?” girl i know their blood types

women are considered fragile but i've never seen anything as easily wounded as a man's ego.

And you can stay in there until you start treating fans with kindness!!

Zayn Malik at one of his recent concerts: “You could have all been anywhere, but you decided to spend your night with me. Hopefully the ticket prices weren’t too high… just saying” (tiktok.com/t/ZThy6dSc1/)

Hey @Harry_Styles as someone who’s loved you for almost 14 years and went to all the tours, I’m at a loss for words over how much you/ur team seem to have lost touch with reality in terms of residency shows and ticket prices. Music should be accessible. Remember how you started.

the kids on the internet can call me old but i saw all five members of one direction and 5sos as openers for 50 quid

for non hunger games fans this is like rihanna returning to music

huge day for insane people like me

with all disrespect to the brands, 30% off is really not all that exciting in this economy

i stand on the fact that your birthday is the one day of the year that everybody needs to fall in line. it’s 1 of 365. you can’t show any effort for 24hrs??? bye

This is completely normal and respectful adult behaviour and its weird to think it’s weird

Unnecessary rudeness really irritates me like what's the reason

Something to cleanse your timeline. #EastEnders

Sometimes when I feel myself getting super flustered I say “Calm down, little mama” in an Elvis voice & it kinda helps

I don't think people understand... you can LITERALLY drive someone to a point of not wanting to be bothered with you at all, on ANY level. Whether it's a friendship, relationship, family, etc. It's only so much one person can take.