Bilal Raja

wu yize sounds like something out of a wu tang name generator and i’m all for it

@LyesBouzidi10 Has to be 16! Keane > Carrick > Kobbie

Next step is getting Kobbie a proper kit number.

📆 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞: When Roy Keane was fed up of waiting for Wolves' captain Paul Ince to lead his team, he saw it as a sign of disrespect and decided not to wait for him. He just went out on the pitch and the whole Manchester United team followed.

Hahahaha this is insane

@lateriser12 🙌🏽

Not too shabby

@Ankaman616 can we say he’s developed that switch now?

That Mainoo performance btw... He might not appear in many highlight packages, but he was constantly there connecting passages of play.

now imagine semenyo in the positions dorgu finds himself in 👀

that is horrid! 😩

You'll literally never see this age + talent + fee + selling club size combination ever again. Club never ceases to amaze

why the fuck is onana hugging cunha before his pen?! being shit is one thing but i really have no patience for his dramatics

again calling out for anyone to do a deep dive on utd’s record when we wear black shorts with the home kit @OptaJoe?! i feel like i’ve been tweeting about this since 2011.

does friday night still count as the early kick off?

@KasharRaja take guiu out

I thought I was happy with my team.. guess not. Have changed it four times this morning. #FPL

i’d give my right bollock to sign carlos baleba

I’m going to think about this scene probably for the rest of my life? It sounds like a prisoner of the moment comment, but sometimes you just know when you’ve seen iconic television. This was just incredible. #Severance

@Shiraz109 could’ve gone mckenna 👀

@gobimaguire I saw you. Surprised others didn’t do the same

Glasner ASSMAN 🙌🏽

I mean if you could only choose two career goals for United you couldn't choose much better than last minute FA Cup winner against Liverpool and last minute PL winner at Man City

mctominay AND lukaku?! the haram ball that napoli are gonna be playing this season…😮‍💨

@Ankaman616 bonus is that he’s now price locked. keep him chilling third bench until an early wildcard! 🙌🏽

23% ownership in FPL and he goes? OOFT.