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@beignetparty Is it really quality time if you're on constant zoom meetings in another room?

Perhaps the reason you refuse to drink a coffee after 3PM is that you are not one of the Great Men of History

@maximumwelfare Honestly thank you for doing this important work. It's upsetting enough experiencing the RC second-hand through your tweets, I can't imagine how difficult it gets for you.

Not to be controversial, but thank you for sending me here. It's an incredible privilege to be able to repay the faith so many of you have shown me. To represent the communities targeted by the scheme, and the sheer persistence of so many to bring us to this point. #RobodebtRC

Good morning. Occurred to me last night that I did a bit of media in 2020, calling for a Royal Commission into the Robodebt Scheme. A couple of weeks before Shorten, although I've no doubt he was always intending to. #RobodebtRC auwu.substack.com/p/auwu-demands… smh.com.au/politics/feder…

@whodreamedit You call it a gym but it's so aesthetic

@gwen_read Giuseppe stromboli 😂😂😂

One of the greatest tweets of all time

@maximum_chips Last time I got a hole in one in mini golf it was when my brain temporarily left my body and was thinking about what to have for lunch afterwards

@anton_labae It's so Frankie magazine circa 2014

sean moved into a gorgeous little ‘60s apartment i’m obsessed with it omg

@maximum_chips Fr, they have dedicated medical beds for alcoholics at the rehab place I went to because heavy drinkers going cold turkey can die from withdrawal seizures and need more monitoring

@spleenfiend I've had the two little vertical lines on the inside corner of my eyebrows really standing out the past two weeks from me being so 😠 at work lol

@gwen_read She's 100% on point. My thinking lately is that if HP had been released at any other point in time, like more than a couple years either way, it wouldn't have had nearly the same impact/response

I love how Leguin was wise to JKs mean spiritedness from the jump.

@NoNonse45901985 @LoveAndSaucers He wants to mosh so bad

Me: sleepy time now My brain: no rest until we remember the lyrics to LeAnn Rimes' 2000 hit "Can't Fight The Moonlight"

I don’t want to have a day job I want to vacuum the house on quaaludes like my ancestors got to.

I don’t mean to be rude but if any government shoots down any more flying objects I’m, respectfully, going to need someone to get in front of a microphone and tell us what the hell is going on

@spleenfiend Chibby disagrees

@ViolaFauvelle You're so hot! 😍👀

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@maximum_chips Oh wait that's just the 3D printed replica cylinder, back to work lads

the opposite of polyamory isn’t monogamy… it’s having many enemies

Glad to hear of new funding for the arts but we can never truly have a scandalous/interesting/all-inclusive cultural output until student payments are raised (evil bi women can afford to study pretentious texts) and jobseeker is raised (gay men return to being bohemian layabouts)