Mike Kerwin

@uaivito Back in the day, the majority of our social events were called Friday and Saturday night

@Hunter_Eagleman Snakes do not get a pass from me, sorry not sorry. I have baggage so there is that.

What to do? The snake is back! 😎

@Sassafrass_84 @PigWar iPhone for me, due to its simplicity.

Guys... my friend @PigWar is trying to convince me to change my phone from Samsung to an iPhone. I have been a LOYAL customer of Samsung for years. She says it's better. A heck of a lot better. What say you? Team Samsung or Iphone?!?

@simphiweyinkoc_ I live in a Pacific Northwest around here we put salt on slugs, not earthworms. We use earthworms for fish bait.

Y’all remember how when it rained, all the earth worms 🪱 would come out and we would put salt on them? Why don’t they come out anymore?

@NoDMsPerfavore I honestly don’t care one way or the other just lock the clock.

Trump wants to make daylight saving time permanent. Now a bill is heading to the House floor. Are you onboard?

@haveaconcern The most comfortable I felt in my surrounding after I got out of the army and went back to college. I bought a 10 x 40‘ Nashua mobile home.

Im 67 I'm going to build me a tiny retirement home nothing but a restroom shower and kitchen. I will live by myself in a tiny 10 by 12 home & be completely satisfied being single .

@RobertaFresque2 Sure, I can go out and eat by myself and it wouldn’t bother me a bit.

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@PNWConservative Hmmmm, and “they said there is a green bridge around here somewhere.””if I can’t find it how can I tax it? “. . . “Oh wait, it’s not necessary for me to see it to tax it.”

I wonder what he’s thinking about. Wealth tax?

The fact that you ACTUALLY BELIEVE that Donald Trump is a "racist, fascist, criminal scumbag" reveals the following things about you: 1. You are very poorly informed about American politics. 2. You are extremely susceptible to propaganda. 3. You possess inadequate critical thinking skills. 4. You allow emotion to color your judgment in such a way as to render you wholly untrustworthy on any matter of significance.

@ericmmatheny Actually now days I have so very little contact with people I have no idea. My social instincts no longer exist.

Legitimately curious to hear your thoughts… In your day-to-day interactions with people, do you find that people are less intelligent today than in years past?

I've seen my post all over the internet. Time for another repost here.

@AllieJade1 Reject, seek refund, reorder.

You see a great price for a 12 or 10 pack of furnace filters. You order them for home delivery. They show up like this. Now what do you do?

@NoDMsPerfavore Only one life jacket . . . I believe I'll use that life jacket to save myself, thank you very much.

BOAT IS SINKING AND THERE'S ONLY 1 LIFE JACKET- WHO ARE YOU SAVING?

@PNWConservative This must be why the Seattle city powers allowed the denial of Winco's efforts to occupy and open their grocery outlet in an existing retail location in north Seattle.

As more business close and leave Seattle, don’t forget that Kommissar Katie Wilson pledged to now allow businesses to close at will. Specifically, she will be forcing grocery stores to stay open even if they lose money.

@SandyofSuffolk Boomers are boomers, so don’t mess with us. We’ve put up with enough shit without your assistance.

Just so you know. Boomers didn't have fast food. Except fish and chips. Boomers didn't have ready meals. Except Vesta beef curry. Look it up. Boomers didn't have colour TVs, front loading washing machines, central heating or holidays abroad. Boomers didn't have babymoons or baby showers nor did they go on stag or hen weekends. Boomers didn't go to restaurants. Except on birthdays. Boomers didn't have new clothes every year, every season. They made do and mended. But Boomers had a fabulous time in the 1960s to 1980s because people were friendly, respectful, dignified and hardworking. Boomers also had law and order and a judiciary who punished ALL criminals. Boomers were happy with their lot. Yes. I'm a Boomer. Just so you know.

@RealEJAntoni Just lock the clock one way or the other.

We tried permanent Daylight Savings Time in the 70's and it was such a disaster that it was repealed in less than a year - the better choice is to lock the clock on permanent Standard Time: dailysignal.com/2026/05/21/tim…

@FoodPleaser Just a bit overcooked but hey . . .

Be honest here… eat or pass? 🥩

@ashleyschendel Trust me Ashley, there is no such thing as too much butter on a baked potato. I use KerryGold butter on my baked poratoes. A finer paring I can't imagine.

@kerwinpacific I I can’t eat my potatoes plain, but sometimes I want butter. I have trouble putting too much butter on. I don’t actually think you could put too much and it taste bad.

Potatoes are cheap, filling, easy to stretch, and they make a plate feel like an actual dinner. Diet culture made potatoes sound like the problem when most of the time it was the frying, toppings, restaurant portions, and snack foods built around them. A plain potato is not the enemy. It’s one of the most useful grocery staples.

@washghost1 watching that being made made my stomach ache a little bit.

How are you supposed to even eat that