beauty queen

I’ll keep you locked in my head until we meet again

Miley Cyrus on wishing Liam Hemsworth the best: "I would never wish him the best because he would end up with me and I don’t want that‘’

@dunkindonuts disgusting

@shesImaginary @WiscoSunflower @_Paradoxial_ I think he misunderstood and is referring to the donor sibling

@WiscoSunflower @_Paradoxial_ “Not my daughter” jeez. If I was a Divorce lawyer and would be gold.

Our kids’ donor is supposed to be anonymous but his daughter just messaged us and said she’s recently found out that they’re biological siblings and wants to be in their lives What the fuck do I do with this

Only people I grew up with still call me Khal

@Verizon have proof of your rep saying I wouldn’t be billed for this mistake yet you are. You changed the tracking #, you provided the label, you’re responsible for my $1000 iPhone, not me.

@Verizon is doing something shady. Traded in my phone with their provided QR code. Kept the receipt. The tracking on my app is different and shows iPhone never dropped off. So I track the # on my receipt and it says my phone made it to Texas where the package turned up empty.

Darion’s getting a new job, we’re all joining the works, it’s gonna be such a powerful year for my family

I could never be an influencer because I used to tweet really offensive things and it would ruin my life if ppl dug it up 🤣

I won’t reply to your text at 8pm cause I’m sleeping but I will reply at 4am because I’m up

I love jaylens little brain. He just told me what he had for lunch today, as if I didn’t pack it 🩷

I just love Eminem so much lmao

I love when Eminem sings about his life

I only like country and all music from before 2010

Life changing so fast makes me sick

Poor bby had her 4m vaccines. Has a fever & diarrhea which caused diaper rash & she just slept 7 hours straight for the first time ever

I’m having an off day and I’m attributing it to the food I put in my body yesterday

You have to be a saint to be a preschool teacher

Christmas shopping for my kiddos is done ✔️

I am so sick of @comcastbusiness