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@chloride_piracy Preach to the people in the back 🙌

i hate when one of the smartest people you know say they’re majoring in some bullshit like computer science…. real ‘gas do civil engineering.

@hdghdhhdg Oy vey

I have to wake up early to go to my chemistry final. Why couldn't they have had an actual description for the class? All they had on the sign up page was, "be good at math" Now I'm stuck with a shitty grade, and I'm probably going to have to pay for the class instead of my school

@hdghdhhdg The intercity kid can’t fathom the integrity and high trust of a suburban community. The place that I went for the job interview was in a well-off industrial park if that’s even a thing. Was told that I wouldn’t need to chain up my bike for the interview.

@khhvtruecel Why would you leave your bike unchained in the first place?

Was able to leave my bike unchained outside a job interview for 40 minutes as well as outside a grocery store in a bustling part of the city. The bike home from my job interview was so enjoyable. I was taking in the beautiful trail with the beautiful people walking along it.

I had so much confidence, I even stopped at a park to take a couple photos of myself.

I handed this teenage girl my basket after shopping and I actually looked into her eyes and smiled. She smiled back and was very pretty. I could also feel that all the old people in that grocery store thought I was sophisticated.

I had to bike to my job interview in formal attire and man, I felt good. For once I had subtle confidence. I also felt so independent walking around the grocery store in my formal attire.

I love my race #hightrustsociety

I hate all people who have a duck-footed gait. Nothing personal it just enrages me to see someone with such a dysfunctional way of walking.

The primal urge to ask a woman to “pop one for the boys” on her ig post.

@chloride_piracy @grok explain female anatomy in Star Wars terms

@chloride_piracy exactly. Wait, I thought they just had two. One to pee, and one to poo

women love to make their vaginas sound all complicated with bs like “clitoris labia and vulva” like just call it the piss hole and the sex/birth hole 🤦‍♂️💯🤣

@chloride_piracy What the left doesnt seem to understand is that this would’ve won them the election. There was never a need to hide this.

#hunterbiden2028 🇺🇸

@hdghdhhdg Many Neets can still have social lives, a Hikikomri does not; a clear distinction between the two. I’m not sure you my friend understand that.

@khhvtruecel Since we're in America... The correct term is NEET... Have a splendid day, my good gentlesir

My final form will be a Hikikomori

The instant I go from khhv to khv, I am switching up on my day ones.

Kill the soft, liberal judges. They are ruining our society.

@chloride_piracy 😂

my horny ass CANNOT eat oranges…. first i tear through the fishnets…. then peel off the skin…. then…. tear into the flesh….

they may or may not be a sophomore however

An incredibly attractive, popular girl at my school knew my name and randomly uttered words to me. I am in awe and somewhat flustered.