Dope

@meme_space_nine And you know what happened? The market fot saturated with folks with degrees and couldn't support the supply.

Yeah, millennials insisted on making the SATs part of the school's performance framework. They insisted on AP courses becoming part of the curriculum. They insisted on college recruiters taking trips to schools. They insisted on scholarship forms being in every admin office. Millennials demanded statistics lessons on the differences between college graduates and high schoolers in earning potential with zero time being given to the trades. Millennials were the cause of all this. Not their Boomer school administrators, Boomer bank CEOs, Boomer Politicians and Boomer parents.

@theNFLchick I got 50 bucks. Let's meet at Northwood at sunnys

Got an extra bobble head and I’m too lazy to put it on eBay. Give me your best offer #birdland

@DickWade11 @aakashgupta We are on our way now bro.

@aakashgupta Urban blacks are going to ruin this.

Bottomless apps is one of the highest-margin promos in chain restaurant history. I'm serious. The math is wild. Boneless wings: $2 to $3 to plate. Mozzarella sticks: under $2. Pretzel bites: under $1.50. Bottomless customers average 2 to 3 rounds before they stop, and portions shrink with every refill. Real food cost per head: $5 to $7. They charge $9.99. The apps are profitable before the second-order math starts. The actual play is what bottomless does to the rest of the check. Tables on app promos stay 30 to 40 minutes longer than baseline. They add 1 to 2 rounds of drinks. Drinks run 75 to 85 percent margin. A four-top adding 2 beers past minute 45 is $25 to $35 of pure profit on top of the bottomless tab. Now the social layer. The headline says "$9.99 for your group, not per person." 15M views. The reply underneath says base tier is $9.99 for up to four, premium is $12.99, and over four is $2.99 per head. That reply pulls a fraction of the headline's reach. The hook does the distribution. The reply does the legal lifting. Same account, two posts, two jobs. This is what promotional engineering looks like when virality and accuracy run as separate channels.

@waymoflydenu Bullshit they still keep you.

Get pre-approved bf you go.

@freemymarkets @RichardHanania Probably a limited amount of time.

@RichardHanania Difficult to judge given that we don’t know how long she worked on it.

I'm surprised someone who got that rich as a self-made entrepreneur can't pass the bar exam. Maybe I overestimate the IQ it takes to make a lot of money.

@AlmightyySoSo 🗑

my brother got the 2027 Telluride and that cat is NASTY

@chhopsky @mariposa_rota2 White men

@mariposa_rota2 men will use their whole chest to say women only gyms are sexist then pull this shit

I remember being 16 and having this bodybuilder over 60 compliment my physique. He offered to take me under his wing and give me free sessions since he was a personal trainer. I agreed. Less than a month later he sits me down in his office and expresses romantic interest. I remind him Im 16. He gave me the most chilling stare and honestly I can’t wait for God to wipe that memory from my heart.

@Scavvvv @OldmanDev Samoan maybe.

@kimblerd @OldmanDev He might not be fully black, but he is definitely NOT Latin.

I never seen a black man with a a heavy White Baltimore accent in my life .. Holy shit.

@Scavvvv @OldmanDev No. Maybe mixed. But looks Latino.

@kimblerd @OldmanDev He isn’t?

@theNFLchick Dundalk

This is not the “tew dew” side. Maybe the “hon” side.

@NextNetworkJosh Yall not from Baltimore because this is definitely a Baltimore accent. He from eastpoint Dundalk area. Parkville talk like that too.

Thickest Baltimore accent I’ve ever heard 😂

@mongi_writes The silliest part of this whole debate is that Klay doesn't benefit from Megan at all. So what if more people know her (probably not true) he's a low key guy who already sold 10 million pairs of his shoes with a large percent going to China. Hes worth way more than her. Pointless

I feel like people are dragging this out and missing the big picture. Women and gay men don’t know these players, generally, because we have other interests (I know Jokic and Wemby but that’s because I don’t touch grass and i am a meme connoisseur. None of my female friends know them, because they have healthy lives and don’t know celebrities outside of their scopes of interest). But men think our interests are irrelevant, invalid and unworthy of consideration, because they don’t see us as full people. Until our “faves” are co-opted by the male gaze, to them these people don’t matter or count. But since they, men, are the universe, they’ll happily call the top 50 basketball players universal household names. Add to this Americanism, which is another form of main character syndrome (as is being a man), and you’ll be told LeBron is more famous than Shakira for instance. He’s not. Megan has + x2 the number of followers Klay has, on social media platforms. Thousands of people show up to see her perform as a solo headliner. Thousands of people would not show up to watch that beige totem face shoot into a hoop alone, even with a dressed up performance. Let’s dead this convo, it reeks of typical • internet male • bad faith for everything and anything that doesn’t center his own interests.

@SmokeeRobinson @LowKeyUHTN This is the worst possible list.

@LowKeyUHTN Lloyd Banks Andre 3000 Fat Joe did his thing on it Jadakiss Max B Snoop Bun B

If Hov wasn’t on Jeezy’s “Go Crazy”, who could’ve done it justice?

@NaturalBadAssss She is a victim but abuse is not normal. You need to heal.

My baby daddy broke my wrist by throwing me into a tv. I broke up with him but I was so in love and hoped he would see his wrong doing and change. He would apologize and I’d believe him until he did something else. You either never been in love or you’ve just been blessed enough to have never been abused. Stop speaking ill on situations you’ve never experienced. That girl is a victim. Getting your ass beat MAKES YOU A VICTIM rather you stay or NOT!. Tf is so hard to comprehend?

@DagogetaTv Man stfu

I never really liked Jermaine Dupri song "Money Ain't a Thang" ft Jay-Z, but when you're in the spot, it does hit. They were talking filthy tho

@baskgod Bro is a caricature

Couldn’t be a worse way possible for an Asian to see a black person

@JanetteB16012 @Pricerrors Its gone

@Pricerrors BANG

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@SheTalksFootbal Bateman is a top tier WR5

This is a lie and I'm sick of it.

@mauiSurfsbig @ReddCinema Has he considered not being Asian?

He had a GPA score of 97.3%, SAT score is 1560, enrolled in a top high school, and does lots of extracurricular work. He got rejected by multiple colleges. They call this equity and inclusion.