captain raccoon

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captain raccoon

@kingteapea

lazy capitalist whore

Elfhame Katılım Mart 2019

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·7 Eki

I'm about two raccoons tall

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Kyle Kushblasta@SkinnyTuna·29 Mar

im in an on off relationship with killing myself

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·15 Şub

@daadapastha Dont forget us now that you’re famous 🙂‍↔️

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•@daadapastha·15 Şub

first time getting cancelled, kinda shy hehe

•@daadapastha

girl fuck u and ur low effort boyfriend who thinks valentines day is haram.

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General tea🐦‍🔥@_tea_anna·20 Eki

Cloud engineers on Linkedin right now

GIF

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·27 Eyl

Invited my khandan to dinner. It would be so funny if i forget my card at home on purpose

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·25 Eyl

Not me finding out from slack its @howdidilandhair ‘s birthday (also begged him previously to tell me the date because I can’t remember)

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·25 Eyl

Took this ppsc thing as a joke and somehow passed????????????

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·18 Eyl

@daadapastha Modern solutions bring modern problems

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•@daadapastha·18 Eyl

my amma made me generate an image of her as a bride and sent it to my abba kay who is this, he couldn’t guess now they’re fighting

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★？♡ ✚！@Guttergore1·17 Eyl

life so boring i wish i had a cute boy to manipulate tbh

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·17 Eyl

JESPER FAHEY

William Knight@william__knight

There’s no such thing as a coincidence. You were meant to see this — now find the why.

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·17 Eyl

Yar tappay ganay ka itna dil hai😭 SHARA RARA SHAYEN SHAYEN HO RHI THI RAIL ME😭😭😭😭😭pls someone get married

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·16 Eyl

@daadapastha there is a place in isb i know of where I got my phone. I’ll text you!

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•@daadapastha·16 Eyl

Does anyone know a good, reliable iPhone guy who won’t scam me?

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·15 Eyl

@daadapastha @aimal_00 @mujtabazoroark Fr man im not even using this fuckass degree at my job what was the point

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•@daadapastha·15 Eyl

@kingteapea @aimal_00 @mujtabazoroark yea only took my sanity and will to live

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Aimal@aimal_00·15 Eyl

we did it 🥲🥺

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·15 Eyl

All me and @howdidilandhair do is justify why we are working overtime

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·15 Eyl

@Dudetoughh @howdidilandhair the kind of shit I be on about with you

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·14 Eyl

Pareshan maa baap Gandphatti bachay (me)

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·13 Eyl

and yet im not being stepped on

astrology bot@hourIyhoroscope

you're such a doormat, gemini.

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★？♡ ✚！@Guttergore1·11 Eyl

want to keep a boy in a glass jar and then tap on it when im lonely

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·12 Eyl

God me and who

★？♡ ✚！@Guttergore1

sometimes i want to kiss a boy until he cries then laugh at him for crying then kiss him again until he forgets why

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captain raccoon@kingteapea·12 Eyl

Day was full of cat fights

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@daadapastha @howdidilandhair @aimal_00 @mujtabazoroark @Dudetoughh @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13