@macrocephalopod @Merridew__ I think it's been a mixed bag, I think some stuff has worked great and some has been extremely volatile... Factor dispersion/swings have not been helping either (atleast on daily timeframe)
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@Merridew__ It's actually fine. Not a huge difference between Trump and Biden tbh.
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I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.
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Lookmaxxer community’s 9/11
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.
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nazi goon: “vhat are you doing mein hitler, commander of the third reich?”
“Ich bin working on mein new creation: Microsoft Outlook”
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@hellojustinoh @shitcoinity @zeroxkyle I live in hk and everyone I know vpns into sg including me lmao
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@shitcoinity @zeroxkyle Do you have empirical evidence of this? Or are you extrapolating off of anecdotes?
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It's crazy how many AI events there are in Singapore btw. There's almost 3-5 everyday, and that's just the free ones on Luma
IMO if you're building in the AI space, Singapore is a must-do GTM - this country is the #2 user of Anthropic in the world, despite a 6m population
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The attack on the transformer is the undoing of $NVDA and rest of the cronies
Alexander Whedon@alex_whedon
Introducing SubQ - a major breakthrough in LLM intelligence. It is the first model built on a fully sub-quadratic sparse-attention architecture (SSA), And the first frontier model with a 12 million token context window which is: - 52x faster than FlashAttention at 1MM tokens - Less than 5% the cost of Opus Transformer-based LLMs waste compute by processing every possible relationship between words (standard attention). Only a small fraction actually matter. @subquadratic finds and focuses only on the ones that do. That's nearly 1,000x less compute and a new way for LLMs to scale.
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@circlerotator @vvsmoe @PtrPomorski I guess would depend on the function... Based on their numbers I would guess their trading functions comp would/should be top tier
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The black square is CIA
XTX just SS tier, Gerko must be furious
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@vvsmoe @Irideia @PtrPomorski Not sure about what their Bangalore pay is but they have been absolutely printing last few years... Would easily put them above cit
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@Irideia @kittycatapult @PtrPomorski That used not to be the case tho is my point. Which is why i’m wondering what changed
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@vvsmoe @PtrPomorski Deshaw is absolutely killing it, whoever says they fell off has no idea what they are talking about it
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@PtrPomorski i feel like 2signa and deshaw kinda fell off, they used to be on par with jump/jrt/js
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I would wager any amount of money that this JP Morgan woman is 1000% innocent and now she's having her life ruined by some failed banker turned scammer.
1. JPM conducted a full internal investigation. That means they would have forensically analyzed all devices - business and personal - for direct evidence and indirect behavioral patterns. She cooperated. He didn't.
2. Her reputation is rock solid. JPM LevFin employees are calling her kind and professional, and even prudish (i.e. the opposite of deviant). Conversely, they are calling this John Doe coward a creep and a loser.
Now she's been meme'd into oblivion by the Daily Mail and the social media masses.
How can she get another job?
How can she get a promotion?
How can she find a life partner?
The memes are funny, but they are destroying this poor woman's life.
So try to keep that in mind and have some grace.
John LeFevre@JohnLeFevre
This story is getting a ton of traction, probably because the accused is a female banker. This stuff doesn't surprise me at all. After all, JP Morgan banked Epstein for years after his first incarceration. But I experienced countless examples of deviance at all ranges of the spectrum. Just a couple of examples that come to mind: 1) High yield deal for Chinese billionaire property developer. Doing a global roadshow. The CEO drunkenly assaults a female analyst in a hotel room. Instead of bailing on the deal (and losing the IPO fees), the bank sends her home and continues with the roadshow. 2) My first boss, a Managing Director, never bothered to interview prospective analysts. Waste of his time. One day, he overheard us talking about interviews and that one female Ivy League applicant listed "Glamour Magazine Woman Of The Year" on her résumé. He insisted on the doing the interview (~45 minutes). He came back 10 minutes later and said, "I guess looks were not among Glamour's criteria" and threw the résumé in the trash. He's still a senior MD in London. 3) The hedge fund sales desk only hired attractive female analysts. They referred to them as "tethered goats" and would bring them to all their client drinks. 4) Our head of trading got annoyed at the meekness of an intern and wanted to toughen him up. Made him take a survey of every guy on the trading floor and rank every female on the credit sales team in order of fuckability. And then had him chart it up and present it to us in PowerPoint. 5) Many emerging markets closing dinners were male bankers only because clients typically want to go to dirty karaoke. I could probably think of a dozen more, but you get the idea....
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lmao plunge protection team hiring
First Squawk@FirstSquawk
PENTAGON IS RECRUITING BANKERS FROM GOLDMAN SACHS AND JPMORGAN FOR A NEW "ECONOMIC DEFENSE UNIT," ACCORDING TO SEMAFOR.
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I already know software about to trade Monday like Khamenei’s administration had 50K Jira seats god damnit
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Somehow, Harambe returned.
serialboel@serialboel
Punch about to show the Macaque clan why he’s called Punch
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Type of question Theo Von asks war criminals
x__x@bpdsins
do yall think spongebob feels every single hole on his body
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H: what else can cause high cortisol levels?
C: lupus?
H: there would be a fever and a rash
F: ambushed by foids while jestergooning in the club?
C: his cortisol hasn't gone down even in the hospital. he's not chadfisging now
F: isn't he tho? you and thirteen have been in and out of his room all day
C: or it can be just stress. he's a software engineer. he's just been replaced by opus 4.6 and codex
H: prospects of the permanent underclass can certainly spike cortisol. isolate him from the foids. if his cortisol drops it's chronic jestergooning. if it doesn't it's LLM psychosis
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a wonderful example of the obscenity of capitalism. the cheese needs to age to appreciate in value. so time is money, yes? but not in the boring liberal metaphorical sense like I need to get back to my work and so on and so forth but literally, the passage of time creates surplus value. the cheese is sitting there doing nothing except becoming more valuable. it's pure Hegelian Becoming. like capital doesn't circulate, it only ages, so does the cheese. we have abundance: we have cheese. but no, it can't be eaten. it must appreciate. generate value. pure ideology.
Sweep@0xSweep
This $200M bank is backed by Parmesan Cheese and is lending people money for cheese In Northern Italy, Credito Emiliano treats cheese like gold The bank currently holds 430,000 wheels of Parmesan worth about $200 million Real Parmesan takes two to three years to get ready This leaves farmers with millions of dollars in premature products they can’t sell, while still needing to pay for cows, bills, and workers By using young cheese as security for a loan, farmers get cash immediately The bank provides up to 80% of the value upfront so these businesses stay running While the loan is active, the cheese stays in high tech vaults where experts look after it If a farmer can't pay, the bank simply sells the aged cheese for a profit
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