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My client was telling me about a douche named Nevin and I was like omg start only calling him Neville long bottom and thought it was hilarious but she didn’t get it because she’s never seen Harry Potter 😭

My phone has been in SOS mode for TWO hours this is UNACCEPTABLE! @Verizon I can’t even call customer service to get help. I hate this so much

I swear the easiest way for any male to make me not mad anymore is to tell me how stupid and big of an idiot they are , 100 percent works every time

This would’ve been on my MySpace page back in the day

I be watching pimple popping videos like I wouldn’t even need that annoying ass tool

@urbanwarfield So beautiful !!😍😍😍

okay but my hair!!!! @kittycayy 🫶

The “Get Up” panel was not kind to Anthony Richardson this morning.

going to get a lot of use out of this

One time me and a group of friends were going to a haunted house and picked up a sack before we went , get to the haunted house to roll up and smoke and there was HUMAN TEETH in the fucking sack…. Most haunting shit ever

Whenever I see people I know in public when I look terrible ( everytime because idgaf what I look like not at work majority of the time ) in my head all I can think about saying is “it’s me !! Jessica!!” And I laugh to myself 😂😂

I think I get more bothered than most people about movies and shows not being accurate .. why do I care so much lol

My first ever middle school boyfriend literally likes everything I post on fb … give it up bro it’s been almost 20 years

@urbanwarfield Lmao I quit soda for like two years and my daughter has me addicted again to fountain pops 🙈😭😂

It’s 2024 if you’re drinkin soda regularly I’m concerned for your health real bad lol

I only enjoy calling men bitches never women

I love all pizza except papa John’s

if this look took 6 hours then hairstyling is not your calling

[pulling back my aggressive dog] sorry lol he can tell you were born out of wedlock

I just drank two of these and now I’m responding to everyone’s Instagram story like they sent it to me personally